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500 Funny Quotes for Men
- Inspirational Quotes to Boost Your Mood Instantly & Make Your Day a Little Happier!
- Narrated by: Michael Langan
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Want to have a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone would like? Then, this is the book for you!
Funny quotes are great. They allow us to take a quick break, relax, and live life a bit easier. And who doesn’t need those in today’s hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused, and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, 500 Funny Quotes for Men is the perfect choice!
Here are what this book will offer you:
- 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for men
- A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes
- An easy book that you can just pick up anytime, start anywhere, and always enjoy
- Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle
- A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues
- Wisdom and inspiration while being amused
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- Michael Brookes
- 06-14-21
Lots of love!
I love this audiobook because it helps my daughter. It made her happy and she wants to listen to it again. Impressive!
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- Louise Greene
- 06-09-21
This is a awfully helpful audio book
Very good! Great for our tea time, while the kids are at nursery, already listened to it a few times, will be eagerly looking forward to other books by Stan Hardy!
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- Lynn Mathis
- 06-09-21
I truly enjoyed taking note of this audiobook.
I liked this book a lot. Encourages you to take a step back and take life less seriously...
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- Fred Daniels
- 06-09-21
Very informative audiobook on the subject.
There are so many quotes in this book that by the time I'm finished with it, I’m done with anything quote-related for a while! But not this audiobook, oh no...it actually left me wanting more!
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- Irene Vasquez
- 06-09-21
Excellent audio guide for newbies
Some of these quotes are so relatable they hit a little too close to home...gotta love it!
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- Cornelius Myers
- 06-09-21
Really good audiobook to listen!!!
I really liked the idea for this book, a collection of funny quotes! Some quotes definitely made me think about why I’m not having more fun with my life. I need to start living more and experiencing more.
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- Jamie Haynes
- 06-09-21
Great Informative Audio Book For Learning This
The nice light-hearted audiobook that is actually kind of inspiring. Well, in an ironic way!
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- Geneva Martinez
- 06-09-21
Wow, Very excellent audiobook for me!
I’ve generally been against spending my credits on books that are just compilations. After listening to this one, I’ve changed my mind - the right ‘compilation’ can actually be really valuable and 100% worth spending on!
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- romadic
- 05-06-21
Ha!
Great way to uplift your mood. Be prepared to have aching cheeks after so much grinning. Well worth a listen (or 10), particularly in this crazy world. Highly recommended 😆
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- Max
- 05-06-21
Haha!!
Already a few quotes in, and I have been enjoying them very much! The narrator does an excellent job at delivering them. Some have made me laugh and some have been very inspiring. After I finish this title I would be happy to enjoy another!
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- Rhea Mendez
- 06-09-21
This audio book is really awesome!
Other than a couple of mispronunciations, I enjoyed it. It is very relaxing and entertaining.
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- Cheryl Raymond
- 06-09-21
A clear presentation of text and illustrations
Yes, it’s just a bunch of quotes, but yes, it’s entertaining and pleasant to listen a few of them a day.
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- Jay Turner
- 06-09-21
I learned so much from this book
Happy with this purchase, it was actually very entertaining! I love this audio book. Great!!!
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- Alisa Bernard
- 06-09-21
An excellent book for beginners!
This is one of those audiobooks I'm always going to come back to for a laugh, some are very funny others not so much but definitely resonated with a lot of them haha. If you enjoy listening to some life quotes, try 500 Funny Quotes by Stan Hardy.
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- Cary Chan
- 06-09-21
I have been really interested
If you have to just have a chill time listening to some worthy quotes, I can imagine you’d like this. If not, don’t even bother.
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- Vito Orr
- 06-09-21
Awesome and useful topics covered
A family-friendly audiobook, nice to put on when the grandparents are around as it gets young and old laughing. There is a chapter on Sex but has nothing very explicit nor offensive.
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- Tricia Warner
- 06-09-21
Thank you very much for the course!
It worked well as a casual bedtime listen - it just leaves you in a nice mood.
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- Tasha Humphrey
- 06-09-21
Fair examples provided
The author must have actually spent a lot of time sifting through so many quotes because these are the best of the bunch! I was impressed by the lack of ‘duds’.
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- Sal Spence
- 06-09-21
This audible is engaging in-depth on this theme
Great listen! It really helped me relax which I really didn't expect. Great audio book!
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- Carl Krueger
- 06-09-21
Assisted me to Improve my skill
I actually played parts of this audiobook for my two children (8 and 11) and it went down well, even though some facts are jokes of life that only occur when we get older.