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A Wild Knight of Flowers

By: Andrew Karevik
Narrated by: Lewis Alexander,Rozelyn Rader
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Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!

Who’s Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness, and hot rumpy-pumpy, of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in multiple positions!

But it’s a cruel world out there, especially for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (...unless it’s consensual and proper headgear is involved). So, I’m going to need as many hands on deck to ensure we can get the job done properly!

No, wait, I said, "Deck. Deck!"

Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you Berella’s glory!

No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!

Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.

Content warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please! Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old fogy.

©2022 LitRPG Freaks (P)2022 Podium Audio

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warning: Dufus MC

not a fan of dufus MC, got to chapter 2 and now I want my money back

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I loved it

I love everything about this book. I really hope he keeps it going for a very long time. It is nice to finally have a mc that is not so insecure about girls it takes him 20 mins to decide to have sex. I love that he is over confident to a fault and goes on blind faith every time. It makes him even funnier and lovable. It's a fun an sexy book that makes you smile and laugh.

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I did not expect this from Andrew

it's not a bad story but erotica from the man who created civceo is wild.

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it was great i loved it

this hole thing was great the narrator the writing i could not stop laughing . cant wait for the next one.

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I liked it...but

First off the performance was really well done. I don't think I've listened to this duo before, but they did really well and made this story enjoyable.

Now the contents. It's very messy. A mix of pop culture references and a never-ending stream of jokes. The world building is haphazard whenever there is any. And the characters are paper thin. All of them only having one or two quirks that make up the persona portrayed.

That's not to say there isn't any good in the story. There are a couple of really good character moments. And there is a lot of genuinely funny dialog and interactions. I just wish there was more of a balance between characters and comedy.

With all of that said, I will pick up the next installment

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squirrels....

I've listened to my share of silly titles. And this one is too much....
the setting is fantastical. ok. the MC is a full on duffus. the support is not much better.
there is so little to this story you keep getting pulled into flashbacks or inner dialog.
I switched to another book about half way through. even the spicy parts are lacking ... idiotic emo stuff more then spice. durr-ta-durr how can my wiggly fix this problem... It'd be 1 star if not for the work of the narration.....

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The “holy grail” of non stop awesomeness

One of the best books I’ve read in awhile, totally through me for a loop, totally unique, literally had me actually laughing out loud and multiple points and at others needing a glass of water it got so hot, 100% A+ in my book go for it!

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hilariously sexy😂👍

from casual to extreme sexcopaids your guaranteed a good laugh with a side of world building