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A Wild Knight of Flowers
- Perv or Paladin, Book 1
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!
Who’s Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness, and hot rumpy-pumpy, of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in multiple positions!
But it’s a cruel world out there, especially for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (...unless it’s consensual and proper headgear is involved). So, I’m going to need as many hands on deck to ensure we can get the job done properly!
No, wait, I said, "Deck. Deck!"
Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you Berella’s glory!
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Content warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please! Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old fogy.
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- Gavin Markowitz
- 06-28-22
The “holy grail” of non stop awesomeness
One of the best books I’ve read in awhile, totally through me for a loop, totally unique, literally had me actually laughing out loud and multiple points and at others needing a glass of water it got so hot, 100% A+ in my book go for it!
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- Andrew J.
- 07-25-22
I did not expect this from Andrew
it's not a bad story but erotica from the man who created civceo is wild.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-16-22
it was great i loved it
this hole thing was great the narrator the writing i could not stop laughing . cant wait for the next one.
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- Andrew M. S.
- 07-14-22
I liked it...but
First off the performance was really well done. I don't think I've listened to this duo before, but they did really well and made this story enjoyable.
Now the contents. It's very messy. A mix of pop culture references and a never-ending stream of jokes. The world building is haphazard whenever there is any. And the characters are paper thin. All of them only having one or two quirks that make up the persona portrayed.
That's not to say there isn't any good in the story. There are a couple of really good character moments. And there is a lot of genuinely funny dialog and interactions. I just wish there was more of a balance between characters and comedy.
With all of that said, I will pick up the next installment
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- Richard w Fail
- 07-10-22
squirrels....
I've listened to my share of silly titles. And this one is too much....
the setting is fantastical. ok. the MC is a full on duffus. the support is not much better.
there is so little to this story you keep getting pulled into flashbacks or inner dialog.
I switched to another book about half way through. even the spicy parts are lacking ... idiotic emo stuff more then spice. durr-ta-durr how can my wiggly fix this problem... It'd be 1 star if not for the work of the narration.....