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Bad Motherpuckers: Volume One
- Bad Motherpuckers Series, Book 7
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Summer Roberts, Lili Valente
- Series: Bad Motherpuckers, Book 1-3
- Length: 19 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Romance, Romantic Comedy
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Publisher's Summary
Three hot stand-alone hockey rom coms including....
Hot as Puck
The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, mitten-crocheting best friend Libby Collins are 10 different kinds of wrong. Maybe twenty.
But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands-on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses.
Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is...the only guy I want her seducing is me.
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Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.
Puck Aholic
I hate my new roommate.... And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.
Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie - I fall for every single one of them.
Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
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- Tiffany Peterson
- 03-13-22
Smiles for DAYS
All three of these novels are so heart meltingly sweet, sexy, funny, and aspirational I can hardly form words. Buy this set immediately if you like emotional journeys, knowing you're not broken just because your picker for past partners might have been busted, and happily ever afters that make your eyes misty. 10/10
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- Loren
- 02-03-22
Banging my head against the wall...
I cannot get into this series. I am barely into chapter 4 and I just can't. The male narrator is almost monotone, no variation in his voice from his inner voice monologue, to speaking to someone. Plus, the worst part is he does not change his tone for the female. I hate I wasted the credit on this collection.
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- Deb
- 12-30-21
Narrator
Tried very hard to listen but the narrator sounds like an middle-aged man not a 20 something alpha male. Apparently I have abused my return privilege and they are not allowing me to return. And yes I did listen to sample thought it would be all right.Live and learn.
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- Ap2514
- 12-07-21
A great boxset
I read this series when the books first came out and I was thrilled to see books 1-3 released as a box set on audio. Each book follows a different player on the Portland Badgers hockey team and the crazy shenanigans they get into while fI ding their HEAs.
Hot as Puck
I cannot say enough good things about this book, I absolutely fell in love with Libby and Justin. Lili Valente writes her characters in such a way that they not only feel like real people but they're people that you want to be friends with. I highly recommend this sweet and sexy book:)
Sexy Motherpucker
We briefly meet Laura and Brendan in book one, Hot as Puck, and you get the feeling that there's something brewing between them. This book give us all the dirty details of the hot weekend they spent together and the awkward brush off afterwards.
While Laura maintains her professionalism, working alongside Brendan as the PR director for his hockey team, she still wishes that they had more than just a few nights together. But Brendan comes with baggage of his own and doesn't want to put that on Laura.
It takes a while for these two to get on the same page but when they do it's explosive! I absolutely adore this couple and I can't say enough good things about this author.
Puck Aholic
Another great story with lovable characters! It's getting harder and harder to write original reviews of Lili Valente's books without repeating how much I love her writing style and characters.
Tanner Nowicki is just coming off his rookie year with the Badgers and he needs to impress the team, as well as the captain, if he plans on sticking around. So the last thing on his mind should be his captain's little sister. So what if they shared a hot make-out session on the beach, she is off limits. But how is he supposed to resist her when he finds out she's his new roommate?
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- Anonymous User
- 10-20-21
Wrong Chapter
These books are amazing! So happy to be able to get 3 in 1. In book 1, chapter 16 is for the third book not the first though.