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Publisher's Summary
At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one.
Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn 40. One of his students had been shot while on a homicidal meat cleaver rampage. And, shortly after the funeral, Benjamin didn't feel so good....
Now, everything is changing. His body is being affected in some very unpleasant ways. His personality is developing a few "quirks". But, the biggest change is that he has a bunch of evil and/or psychotic people trying to hunt him down to acquire the parasite. His only hope is Julie, a gorgeous bounty hunter who may or may not have Benjamin's best interests in mind, and who may or may not be competent enough to help him anyway.
Jeff Strand, author of Dead Clown Barbecue, Wolf Hunt, and Dweller, delivers his most outrageous adventure yet - an over-the-top mix of gruesome body horror and a wacky road trip comedy.
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- BKS
- 05-04-22
Jeff Strand is warped
Strand always delivers deep disturbing humor, I love it. Cassandra Arnold has perfect delivery
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- kyle wray
- 03-21-22
perfect balance of humor and horror
Another great book by Jeff Strand. This will have you grossed out and in tears from laughter, sometimes all at once! Jeff does a great job keeping you guessing throughout as to the fate of our unlucky English teacher turned host, while somehow making you feel a bit bad for even the villains of this story. A crazy ride and a great time from beginning to end. This book is sure to put a smile on your face, that is, when you aren't wincing at the grotesque imagery Jeff manages to paint in your head.
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- Tod M. Clark
- 02-24-22
Thriller Comedy
BENJAMIN’S PARASITE by Jeff Strand is another excellent thriller comedy that the author has became known for. Very few authors can weave action and comedy the way Jeff Strand can and BENJAMIN’S PARASITE is one of his best.
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Nancy Kranich (played by Emmy-nominated actress Natasha Lyonne of Russian Doll and Orange Is the New Black) is a night nurse on an orbiting space station. But Nancy hates her job, is sick of space, and longs to find adventure and a safe place to smoke cigarettes that won’t blow everyone up. But when Nancy gets caught up in an outer-space conspiracy involving President Kennedy, former vice-president Richard Nixon, and an intergalactic object that could change the course of history, she gets way more adventure than she bargained for.
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Simply the Best Full-Cast Audio Book Ever!
- By Veritas on 07-09-22
By: Bill Oakley
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Sea Glass Sunrise
- By: Donna Kauffman
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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In seaside Blueberry Cove, Maine, friends are just another word for family, and big-city politics take a backseat to local pride. But the real treasure on these shores is always love.... When DC lawyer Hannah McCrae heads home for her brother's wedding, she's dragging a lot of baggage along with her - and she doesn't mean suitcases. Betrayed personally and humiliated professionally, the last thing she wants is a new man. That's fine with square-jawed, rugged contractor Calder Blue.
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Mainely Humorous 30+ Romantic Drama
- By Rusty on 01-04-16
By: Donna Kauffman
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He Who Fights with Monsters 5
- A LitRPG Adventure (He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 5)
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 20 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason has discovered that his homeworld is not what he thought. What’s more, the rest of the planet is on the precipice of sharing his revelation. With magic on the rise and forces pulling him in multiple directions, Jason is faced with challenges greater than ever before. Even as his power reaches new and incredible heights, he is faced with the realization that going beyond his best is still not enough.
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A book series ruined by an author’s political drama and self loathing
- By Sean fleming on 04-06-22
By: Shirtaloon, and others
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Blink
- A psychological thriller with a killer twist you'll never forget
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Lucy Price-Lewis
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Three years ago Toni's five-year-old daughter, Evie, disappeared after leaving school. The police have never been able to find her. There were no witnesses, no CCTV, no trace. But Toni believes her daughter is alive. And as she begins to silently piece together her memories, the full story of the past begins to reveal itself - and a devastating truth. Toni's mind is trapped in a world of silence. Her only chance to save herself is to manage the impossible: she must find a way to make herself heard. She must find her daughter.
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Entertaining
- By Michelle Harder on 05-09-17
By: K. L. Slater
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Rains of Liscor
- The Wandering Inn, Book 7
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 33 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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It's raining in Liscor. The spring rains have come and Liscor's entire geography changes with the dawning of the new year. The Floodplains of Liscor live up to their name, and the only way anyone is going to travel is by boat. With the rains come more monsters, dungeon delving, more goblins...not to mention some unwanted attention for the Wandering Inn.
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My kingdom for Andrea Parsneau
- By Hailey on 07-27-22
By: pirateaba
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The Widow
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Lucy Price-Lewis
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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My husband was not a monster. No matter what they say.... The day my husband, Michael, stepped in front of a lorry after being questioned by the police, my world fell apart. He was devoted to me and our six-year-old daughter. But they’d connected him to the disappearance of a young mother from our tiny village.
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Twists & Turns!
- By tarafarah7: Tara Brown on 12-20-21
By: K. L. Slater
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The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
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The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
- By Fred271 on 12-31-19
By: Sun Tzu
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Anna Karenina
- By: Leo Tolstoy
- Narrated by: Maggie Gyllenhaal
- Length: 35 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Leo Tolstoy's classic story of doomed love is one of the most admired novels in world literature. Generations of readers have been enthralled by his magnificent heroine, the unhappily married Anna Karenina, and her tragic affair with dashing Count Vronsky.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is exquisite perfection
- By K. Johnson on 08-11-18
By: Leo Tolstoy
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Altered Destinies
- Zombie Fallout, Book 18
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Jolly old England, where death has created an island of misfit zombies mutating rapidly in bizarre, deadly ways. The creatures have formed tribal groups intent on ending humanity permanently. Two hopeful survivors of the apocalypse, Mac and his young friend Wilkes, are on the run from a brutal regime of slavers, and the bright spot in their lives is reading the lost journals of Michael Talbot, living vicariously through his sensational, hair-raising exploits.
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Tufo and Runnette do it again.
- By Will Allen on 08-18-22
By: Mark Tufo
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The Jane Austen Collection
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Jane Austen
- Narrated by: Claire Foy, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Billie Piper, and others
- Length: 45 hrs
- Unabridged
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Renowned as much for her wit and satirical social commentary as for her stories of love and romance, Jane Austen remains unfailingly relevant and one of Britain’s best loved authors. In this Audible Original collection, an all-star list of narrators (Billie Piper, Claire Foy, Emma Thompson, Florence Pugh and Gugu Mbatha-Raw) capture Austen’s pin-sharp humour and tone in these dramatisations of her six beloved novels accompanied by a full cast.
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Not a faithful rendition
- By Anne McClain on 12-13-20
By: Jane Austen