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Beowulf for Cretins
- A Love Story
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- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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2019 LAMMIE Award Winner: Best Lesbian Romance!
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- vondee
- 08-03-18
Funny
I enjoyed the story. I laughed several times. However, this is another, "use your imagination" when it comes to the love scenes...ugh.
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- H D.
- 07-22-18
Wonderful book
Another fantastic book by Ann MaMan! Christine Williams delivery of the narration is again icing on the cake! I strongly recommend all of the books written by MaMan and performed by Williams. The delivery of the dry wit and emotions is beautifully done.
7 people found this helpful
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- willa damu
- 10-05-18
Once again, Ann McMan has me laughing outloud.
Intelligent, witty and funny as hell. I thoroughly enjoyed this escapade through small town academia. A nice glimpse of "being raised a catholic school girl" and having all the religious dogma blown away was hilarious. Listening to Christine Williams' narration always makes Ann McMan's books a delight!
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- Marquita L. Valle
- 07-21-18
everything I expected from Ann Mcman.
intellect, romance, comedy and of course a happy ending. I think this may become one of my favorite Ann Mcman books after Jericho and Hoosier Daddy .
4 people found this helpful
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- Lunita
- 08-18-19
Great to listen
Very witty and fun book. I love the narrator as well. Only regret is no love scenes at all... does the author have issues with love scenes? This is not the first book I read from this author, she is great, but that leaves the reader guessing.
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- liz
- 01-23-19
Favorite.
My favorite Ann McMan/Christine Williams combo and my story of comfort and peace when ever I need it. I wish there was more of it.
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- Nikkol
- 01-11-19
Fun Story
Christine Williams could read the want ads and I would listen for hours! Ann McMan never disappoints and the narration of course was stellar.
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- J.B.
- 12-17-18
Witty & Intellectual Slow Burn Romance
Witty, Clever, fun romance story narrated delightfully by Christine Williams. Another beautifully crafted story by Ann Mcman.
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- N.B
- 11-05-18
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Is it just me or did anyone else feel like hearing Syd and Maddie from Jericho in this book?? haha!! Regardless still a fun and a good love story.
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- monmon
- 10-25-18
Love it and laugh a lot
kudos to Ann McMan
Keep it coming can't wait
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- ChrystalClear
- 08-01-18
Slow sure and steady
I’ll admit I’m a sucker for anything Ann McMam writes. I tried to resist but failed miserably. It was the best decision I’ve ever fought against. I read the blurb and thought there’s going to be woe, angst and much mashing of teeth. Instead she has again crafted a delightful world where characters can grow and be themselves. Where human foibles are nothing to be feared but rather weave themselves into the tapestry that is an Ann McMan story. You’d be foolish to miss out listening to Christine Williams nuanced performance. I found myself sitting in my car listening to the rain and her voice bring everyone to life. That’s how good the story and the narrator meld together and how much they get under your skin.
This is a good first book to listen to if you just want to check the author out. I dare you to be disappointed.
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- Beni Pardy
- 11-06-18
Another winner by Ann McMan
For those of you who loved Jericho you will love this audiobook. Grace and Abbie are in some respects similar to Maddie and Syd, even a couple of familiar phrases creep in, but in other respects they are so much different. It is so refreshing to read/listen to a book that is about the building of a relationship between two women over the age of 45. The story is studded with what is quintessentially Ann's unique sense of humour. Christine Williams narration as always is spot on. Another audiobook to be added to my books to be revisited regularly.
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- Rebecca
- 05-29-21
I must be the only one...
Everyone seems to have nothing but praise for this book, but I found it really boring. I didn't feel like the main characters had any chemistry at all. I gave up about halfway through when I realized I hadn't listened to it in a few days and I had no interest in finding out where the story ended up
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- Bennett
- 02-12-22
So good
Ann Mcman writes really entertaining stories with good characters. I got into this one and actually wanted more past the end.
Great performance by Christine Williams.
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- T. Greb
- 05-18-21
Typical romance story
I really hoped this would be a bit different. Unfortunately it's a typical mills and boon style book.
Replace handsome, intelligent, successful man with beautiful, intelligent successful woman. That's it.
It's an okay book if you compare it to other mills and boon books.
I didn't like the narrator at all. Thought her voices were pretty terrible.
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- beatriz garcia bunger
- 02-16-19
This book is amazing.
The story is perfect. The main characters are brilliant and you can feel the chemistry between them. I have bought the book after. This is one of the best books (lesbian fiction) I’ve ever read.
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- Karen
- 02-01-19
Another winner!
I've loved this author for years but this is the first time I've enjoyed one of her titles as an Audiobook and it was glorious ☺️