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I don't want to touch it. I really, really don't. He's egotistical, crass, and my patient's owner - which makes him totally off limits. Yep, that's right. He owns the wiener dog I'm currently working on. I've also worked on his Spoodle, his Cocker-shitzu, and a Cheagle - don't ask. It doesn't help that he also represents most of my jointly-owned veterinary practice's small clientele. We'd only just opened the doors a few months ago, and in he strode with a yelping Taco Terrier. One haughty look at our sparkling new facilities, he'd demanded royal treatment, even though I was currently finger deep up a squalling tomcat. Ever since then, he expects me to serve him. Any time. All the time. Him and his revolving zoo of dogs. One of these days I'm going to swat him for being so pompous, but I can't deny the way he handles his charges makes me want to see past the "do as I say and don't ask questions" barking exterior. But then last week...he caught me staring. His bossy commands switched to a cocky smirk. He gave me permission to do something I promised myself I would never ever do...if I want to....

©2016 Tess Hunter/Pepper Winters (P)2017 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"A hero who loves animals? Sign me up!!! Can't Touch This is adorable, zany, and sexy fun!" (Lauren Blakely, New York Times best-selling author)

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Couldn't finish!

Let me say I tried, I really did. I stopped and took a break and tried again ( I did this a couple of times) but I couldn't get into the book. First the setting is in Australia but read without the accent. Second I am animal person but this took it to an extreme. And third when they started using pet toys as sex toys I stopped for good and returned the book. This book was not for me.

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You had me at...

I could not put it down! Well, at least until the mini plot twist. I was so thrown by it that I had to take a short break to say to myself "WTF". Once I calmed I was able resume touching it.
Really the writing is beyond 5 stars. It was especially cute to hear all the English ways of saying American things. Not sure what's up with the writing as business but Tess & Pepper are spot on. I cannot wait until the next installment of ear porn.
And all the fur babies tugging at my heart strings. this really was a big part of making this epic love story so darn epic & irresistible.
CJ BLOOM was the vessel as Vesper. Sultry,smart, sweet & down right naughty.
Eric Michael Summerer is my new favorite male narrator. move over Sebastian York. Mama's got a new sexier, hotter & sweeter pet. Call me as I'd love to touch it, relax I mean your voice.
OMG the hot & hotter sex was off the charts!
WORTH A CREDIT!!!
WOULD LISTEN TO IT AGAIN & AGAIN!!!
Why are you reading this instead of listening to it???

All the above are my opinions. Sorry if you opinion differs. I am an Audible RomComDom Addict with over 2000 of them in my library. I need a 12 step program or a way to pay for my habit ;-) Enjoy!

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Awesome book !

Great story, Great sex and good humor all in one book. Will recommend this book to everyone and can't wait to read other books she's written! So enjoyed this? Thank you for writing such a fantastic book !

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Hilarious romantic comedy!

The story in this audiobook was funny and had lots of sweet romantic moments, as well as some sexy ones. The heroine is a veterinarian with a very busy practice. The hero is a independently wealthy, somewhat eccentric guy who rescues animals, bringing them in to her clinic to be checked up on. They have an awkward chemistry, but he just keeps coming back! They begin to see more of each other over the animals and his rescue operation, where she finds he’s really a sweet, nice guy. The narration was well performed and I enjoyed this lighthearted book.

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For a romance, it was kind of lackluster and uninspired. I kept listening with the hope it would get better, but for me, it never it. The pet stories were cute. In my opinion the narrators weren't terrible, but they didn't help maintain my interest.

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Adorable!

This is a sweet and adorable story. I was hooked within the first five minutes.
I loved all of the characters thoroughly, and I loved their love of animals!
Furthermore, the narrators were amazing. This will definitely be a story I listen to again!

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Hilarious!

5 Crazy Ass Must Listen Stars!!!!!

First of all, Pepper Winters (Tess Hunter) writing a RomCom! Second of all, Pepper Winters writing a RomCom! I know! I'm floored!
Over the last year I have become a huge Pepper Winters fan and have read practically everything that she has written. And what I have read was dark, twisted, and so very far out in left field from what this book was. I totally understand the need for a pen name when writing a different genre. I kinda understand the whole "pigeon hole" aspect of it but I have to say that I love that she penned it as "Pepper Winters writing as Tess Hunter". I love a good RomCom but I can honestly say that I probably would not have read this had it not been for Pepper's name on the cover. She's a favorite and an auto-one-click for me. It just blows me away the versatility of Pepper's writing. She seemless flowed right into the RomCom genre and had me laughing my ass off throughout this book.
Ryder and Vesper's banter at the beginning was epic. Actually, their banter throughout the book had me busting a gut. What really got me was the humor thrown in during the sexy times. While Ryder had me squeezing my legs together right along with Vesper, he would say something that would have me laughing up a storm. But funnily enough, it didn't kill the mood.
The narrators did an amazing job giving the characters a voice. They really brought the story to life.
Pepper Winters has most definitely kicked it up a notch on my faves list with this foray into RomCom. I look forward to what's next on the Tess Hunter forefront.

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Silly at Times, Hot and Sexy Other Times

This was a cute and sexy story. It was fun listening as Ryder needled Vesper to get her to relax some. It was especially interesting to go from humor to hot sex. At times the narration by CJ Bloom just seemed way over the top but then Eric Michael Summerer would bring it down to normalize the story. This was a fun listen and times a campy listen, but enjoyable all the same.

Definitely worth the reduced price I paid.

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Love it!

I loved this story!! Narrators are great, now I can't wait to hear Polly and Ruppert's story!!

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Awesome

I rarely write a review, sexy, funny as hell and kept me guessing. Absolutely worth it.