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Colonist's Wife and Heart's a Mess
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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Publisher's Summary
New York Times best-selling author Kylie Scott presents two stand-alone novellas in this must-listen collection.
Colonist's Wife: She'll run to the far corners of space to avoid her violent history, hide her true identity, and pass herself off as a mail-order bride. But no one can escape their past forever. And as for her new husband...well, he's nothing like she expected.
Heart's a Mess: Former wild child Violet has vowed to get her life in order. To find a good job and settle down. To open a savings account and stop falling for the wrong men. But whatever happens, to most definitely not accidentally sleep with her hot, newly single boss.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-06-19
fast paced good stories
2 good books for the price of 1 by one of my favorite authors. the only down side is I would of like a epilogue I would like more of the colonists wife happy after. and more on how Violent and Alex relationship went.
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- IreneMBBT
- 01-14-18
Signature Kylie Scott
Colonist’s Wife: Really like this story of Jo/Loiusa, who hides as a contract bride on a mining station out by Jupiter’s moons. She arrives to find that her new husband, Gabriel, has been killed, and she’s now married to Adam by contract.
Chapter 10: Heart’s a Mess
Violet and Alex find out it’s more than a one night stand.
If you like Kylie Scott, you’ll like these stories, written in her signature sexy, quirky style.
I really like Elena Wolfe’s narration.
Recommend. Worth a full credit.
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- Daisy
- 05-27-17
Great romance story
I enjoyed both romance stories but I like the first story the best it was well written and developed. The first story was about a women trying to hide from a drug lord and entered a o be a alien bride. It had hot scenes,action and alpha male. The second book didn't care for has much. The heroine was to whiney for me. The narration is ok
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- C. K-OLSON
- 10-12-20
TOO SHORT!
Both of these stories were great. My only complaint is that they were far too short! They both left me wanting to know more.
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- Char Chaffee
- 07-27-20
Loved both books, wish they were longer
The first book Colonist’s Wife was incredible. I wish it was so much longer so I could love the characters and their story more. I haven’t read a story based on another place et before, and that was odd, but not off-putting.
The second story Heart’s a Mess was good. Lots of steamy sex, but so dang short. I would have loved a longer book of this story as well.
All in all I enjoyed both books and although it was nice to have a quick read and get 2 stories in, I wanted more. Great narration too!
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- Gi
- 05-12-20
Wowzers!!!!
Wow. What an Ahmazing 2 short stories. They were both good in their own way. Hawt hawt. Both had me hooked from start to finish!!!!
Audible Romance Rocks!!!!
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- ThatDamnCanadian
- 04-12-20
both books are a five-star read!!
the first book The Colonist wife was a very good read the first book is a Sci-Fi Adventure well written but I feel that it was way too short I think that the author could have expanded this book but still a very good read a very fast paced Adventure the second book is situated in a bar present day which was very good as well both books were really quick but very well-thought-out and written the narrator was definitely the start of both of these books, andi was Sublime definitely worth the credit!
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- Kelle
- 01-22-20
Mixed bag
The first story, Colonist’s Wife, was a decent short story, and could have been developed into a good, longer novel. The second story was basically straight porn with no real plot or character development. I fast forwarded through almost that whole story it had so much graphic & pointless sex in it. The narrator was good.
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- Carol
- 11-28-19
Both stories were great! I want more Brothers
I loved the second one because it's a good turn around story. live love and laugh
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- 🎧 Romance Junkie 🎧
- 09-26-19
Not bad. But short
These stories were quick listens. Not too much character development but entertaining to say the least. I liked both equally