• Daft Wee Stories

  • By: Limmy
  • Narrated by: Limmy
  • Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (61 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.

©2015 Brian Limond (P)2015 Random House Audiobooks

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It really works

fookin crackin man. apparently I have to get up to 15 words. yer a wee fanny

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Amazing Scottish Comedy.

Limmy delivers on short form humor yet again. Need more Limmy's show? Buy this Audiobook!

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Great Story’s by Limmy

Limmy has always been a character , and this book was great to listen to!

Highly recommend

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Perfect for those days when you need a break

Thanks Limmy. That was daft. 🙏

I'd recommend this to anyone, unless you're a bit of a stiff, tired, weirdo.

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Limmy4life

If you could sum up Daft Wee Stories in three words, what would they be?

its all i've got in a world of massive poo

What other book might you compare Daft Wee Stories to and why?

none other then the newest release! Thats Your LOT!

What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Psycho psychic vibes with extra fries and sometimes a vanilla shake

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

all moments considered revolutionary

Any additional comments?

Limmy for President #WorldWorWeb

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  • Steve
  • 09-22-15

Vast collection of funny stories

Lots of hilarious stories, most of which will keep you guessing about the ending right until the end. Each story was brilliantly narrated with perfect pace and tone etc The stories are typically around 8 minutes long hence really easy to dip in for a quick listen. Highly recommended!

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  • David John Robinson
  • 08-03-15

Belter

I'm so glad I opted for the audio book. Walking about town, sitting in a bus, looking like I'm having a stroke trying not to laugh all the time.

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  • dsoreal@hotmail.com
  • 08-02-15

Great wee stories

Really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. Limmy brings all the daft wee stories to life. It will have people giving you strange looks as you p*ss yourself laughing in public places. Well worth the strange looks and the pool of wee.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 08-02-15

She's turned the weans against us.

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

If you already know of Limmy you know what to expect from this. A great buy & highly recommend for anyone with a sense of humour.

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  • MR
  • 10-11-15

Brilliant

Hilarious, thought provoking and very observant. Also read by the author so is read with genuine inflection.

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  • Milomacaw
  • 09-16-15

crazy and addictive.

loved everything about this book. a real breath of fresh air. The psychology is addictive and very clever. Leaves you wanting more.

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  • Damian Morgan
  • 08-10-15

far from daft

funny, dark, clever and brilliant
Loved this and will listen to it again soon. Genius

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  • Galaxy93
  • 02-22-20

rubbish

listened to the first few stories. none of them were funny or even interesting. returned the book

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  • Luath
  • 07-31-15

Benny Harvie RIP

Where does Daft Wee Stories rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The only audiobook I've ever listened to. Wrong way up a one way street.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Rennie's Granda.

Any additional comments?

Yes

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  • Jean Claude Ard Van Pierre
  • 06-16-17

Damn this guy is funny.

What did you like most about Daft Wee Stories?

The shortness of most of the stories, giving me the opportunity to have the quick chuckle when I get chance.

What other book might you compare Daft Wee Stories to, and why?

"That's Your Lot" by Limmy, because they're written by the same person.

What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

That beautiful voice of his.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The Sally story moved me to tears.

Any additional comments?

Never even though he released a book until I went for the book reading of his 2nd release. So I got this audiobook along with his new one, found this one to be much funnier and his voice makes it all the better.

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  • Cameron
  • 07-30-15

Forrie Recommends This Purchase!

Quality just quality! Vincent the vampire. Quality man. Modern banter and Limmys performance is quality