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Danger Is Everywhere
- A Handbook for Avoiding Danger
- Narrated by: David O'Doherty
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.
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- Mrs B Hastings-Jones
- 11-06-18
Epic
It's so funny can't stop laughing scorer Noel zone is so cool and shy you will only this book
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- "grimtyke"
- 08-25-14
Chuckles all round!
I listened to this book with my nephew and niece who are 11 and 10 respectively and we all enjoyed learning how to keep ourselves save in such a dangerous world. It made our journey time whizz by and by the end we were delighted to pass out exam to become FODs (Level 1). The performance is engaging and I appreciated the effort that had gone into adapting the book into an audiobook with music and sound effects. It really was very amusing. I would say that my nephlets were the perfect age, however. Their cousins, aged 7 and 9 had less patience with the acronyms and the lack of fighting. Otherwise, I whole-heartedly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys chuckling.
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- Jack
- 08-07-17
Danger is everywhere
I mean yolo so listen I'm sad that it's briged but over than that awesome:)
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- Jay Carroll
- 07-19-22
danger is everywhere review
loved it it's my favourite book but I can never find it in my public libary it's really funny and I listen to it all the time
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- Grainne
- 04-11-22
Family fun
So fun to listen to together, would make a great animated mini series! More if the same David!
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- SussexReader
- 01-02-21
Amazing book!
Danger is everywhere is and amazing book and an amazing book series, being hilarious and well read.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-25-18
epic amazing story
read it it is amazing I love it 😂😂😂🤩 epicly awesome best book ever made
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- Yossarian
- 04-13-15
A bit dangerous, but safer if you're lying down
My kids all have their DOD and listen to this over and over.. They love it! Here's hoping for sequels
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- Norman
- 02-04-17
AAAA
DANGER Thair is a toothbrush in front of the sink because DANGER IS EVRYWHERE aaaaaaaa
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- ms
- 12-14-14
Not Good
If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?
I managed 10 minutes of this so called hilarious book.. It left me cold. This guy obviously enjoys the sound of his own voice, but I didn't. It was monotonous .
Sorry not for me.
Would you ever listen to anything by David O'Doherty again?
Probably not
What didn’t you like about David O'Doherty’s performance?
Monotonous and boring
What character would you cut from Danger Is Everywhere?
All of it
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- Anonymous User
- 04-08-22
Awesome
The best book I have ever listened to on this app ever ever ever in the history of ever
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- Coconuts
- 05-17-15
RAD! (really awfully dangerous)
Hilarious audiobook for all ages. My 6 and 9 year old enjoy it for a giggle. The whole family can listen to it on a car trip and have a good laugh. Your perception of danger will be forever changed though, because Danger IS everywhere! (You will never look at a toothbrush the same after hearing of the R.A.D. toothbrush snake)
