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Dark Anonymous Confessions
- Narrated by: Mr. Creepy Pasta
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Anthologies & Short Stories
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Publisher's Summary
They say that confession is necessary to purify the soul. However, there are some deeds that are so sinister, so wicked, that even the most remorseful admission of guilt is not enough to atone for them.
From the mind of Vincent V. Cava comes his most twisted book to date: Nine frightening stories told through the voices of those who witnessed them. These terrifying tales will horrify and sicken you. For those lovers of grim, supernatural fiction, Dark Anonymous Confessions is a must-listen.
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- Kelly Hundhausen
- 10-16-20
noice
it was really good and I liked the stories and Epstein didnt kill himself fbi
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- Jim "The Impatient"
- 12-23-16
FAST ENOUGH
Eleven stories. Fast Enough and Honey Bee are really good. The Eye of Ra and Sweet Talk are good. The rest are okay and not a waste of your time. No anthology is perfect so, starting now if I find a few great stories and no bad I will give the book five stars.
Mr. Creepy Pasta
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- Dorothy Fowler
- 08-22-19
not terrible
I listened to this on a long car ride home from the airport. The stories were decent enough and the varying lengths broke the monotony of long tales, but I wish the narrator would have changed tone and tempo for each tale. It's good for Halloween-themed background noise or scaring pre-teens.
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- Mr.Davis
- 12-21-15
Great listen.
Loved it all around. The stories were dark, and intriguing. Narration was also wonderful. I've been a fan of Vincent's for years as well Mr. creepy pasta.
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- nicki gallaher
- 07-20-15
Awesome book!!
A very well written book. If you like chilling horror stories then this is for you. The narrator is Mr creepy pasta and he does such a good job with bringing the characters to life. After listening to this I want to listen/ read to Vincent's d Cava's other books.
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- James
- 06-28-15
great as always
excellent writing and storytelling by vincent v cava as to be expected from an author of this caliber and the outstanding naration by mr creepypasta really brings this work to life
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- Alice
- 05-01-19
This should have been free
I am not sure how this received such good reviews, it was mediocre at best. The performance was boring. It was like listening to a very well read 7th grader reading his best friends scary story blog at a slumber party. I'd rather listen to the No Sleep Podcast.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-11-21
repeat stories
2 of the stories were exact duplicates from another audio book i just finished of his, the pastel colored nightmares book...not happy I spent money to hear repeated stories.
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- Willow
- 07-25-21
interesting twist
crazy variation of story's all unique and individual spooky yet funny I love hearing your story's
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- Danae
- 05-27-21
fun time waster
Just like listening to creepy pasta stories on YouTube. Very enjoyable while cleaning... :)
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- Harley
- 09-15-16
I'd listen but not in the dark
the story's where gripping and the discription of the creatures and various scenarios left a to vivid image in my head there less focus on gore so the scares are less shock value and more genuinely creepy
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- W.M.
- 04-17-20
Creepy Chills
Original and unusual stories by Mr. Cava backed up by the experienced narration of Mr. Creepy Pasta. Awfully good...
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- Mr. G. Mitchell
- 04-21-19
unfulfilling
So this is a number of short stories some 45 minutes long others 2 minutes long. There's no continuity between they are like random part stories the author has had but didn't work out how to finish them.
I really HATE stories that just stop, not end just stop, like they didn't really know how to finish the story so they "let the reader decide" it's a cheap way to write a story.