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"Diane...": The Twin Peaks Tapes of Agent Cooper
- Narrated by: Kyle MacLachlan
- Length: 45 mins
- Original Recording Audiobook
- Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Art
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Publisher's Summary
Unavailable in any other format - the original blockbuster audio tie-in to the television phenomenon Twin Peaks.
"...Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies...."
Re-experience the mystery of Twin Peaks. The Cooper Tapes. The private world of Special Agent Dale Cooper, previously reserved for one woman...Diane, including notes and stories never revealed on television. From the man in the black suit, Twin Peaks in his own words.
"...Diane, a small town is not unlike a river - lots of hidden currents and eddies, each holding its own secrets. My guess is that I haven't even broken the surface yet.... Oh, one other thing, Diane, never drink coffee that has been anywhere near a fish...."
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- Eric Rudko
- 06-27-17
Two Thumbs Up
You know, this is, excuse me- a DAMN fine audiobook. I've heard I can't tell you how many audio books in my life and this, this is one of the finest.
16 people found this helpful
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- Patrick Yanez
- 12-27-16
Available Again!!!
Would you listen to "Diane…": The Twin Peaks Tapes of Agent Cooper again? Why?
Bought this the second I got in to work today. I had this on audio cassette as a kid and loved it, was so excited to see it's back in print on audible. A must for die hard Twin Peaks fans!
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- Barbarian Sasquatch
- 10-24-19
Wish it was longer!
Is it sad I listened to this 3 times in a row at work?
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- Katheryn Bliss
- 05-30-17
Perfect for the Twin Peaks Addict
I can't praise Kyle MacLachlan's performance enough. It has all the charm of the original TV series. I only wish it were longer.
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- Greg
- 01-19-17
Still love it!
I actually still have my cassette copy of this from back in the 90's and obviously run into some difficulty listening to it because cassette. So happy to have this on my phone now to listen to whenever I want!!
Such a fun recording!!
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- Jubal E.
- 01-12-17
Great for fans...
probably not for most. It would have been nice if this had been rereleased as part of the new "Secret History of Twin Peaks" which I recommend above this title.
1 person found this helpful
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- Blue Ridge Book Lover
- 12-06-21
just fun
For fans of Twin Peaks, this is just plain fun. Put some batteries in your microcassette player, press play, and enjoy.
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- Charlie Glover
- 12-02-21
Agent Cooper's Tapes
I thoroughly enjoyed this recording of the Diane tapes that were so prominent in the series. Some were straight from the show and some were unique to the audiobook. I love Cooper's voice and dry sense of humor. A must have for any Twin Peaks completionist.
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- Mick Murphy
- 08-27-21
A Twin Peaks Fan “Must Have”
This is a definite “must have” for Twin Peaks fans. I loved every second of it. Dale Cooper is my favorite.
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- Paul Zubrinich
- 01-27-21
Nothing new for people who have watched Twin Peaks
This was just a recap of everything that happened in the TV series with no new revelations.
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- Joseph
- 01-03-18
Nice addition to original series
There are only a few "tapes" in this which are actually from the TV series and most are original to the audiobook, which I was pleased about as it would have felt unnecessary otherwise. Slightly disappointed that it only goes up to the end of Season 1 in the Twin Peaks timeline. Kyle Maclachlan gives a great performance.
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- Sarah
- 02-10-17
Twin peaks dale cooper
Loved listening to Agent Cooper talking to Diane, brought back all the memories of watching the show which I might add can't wait for season 3.
If you enjoyed twin peaks then you'll enjoy sitting and listening to our one and only Agent Dale Cooper
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- Rhys Evans
- 01-22-17
Fun
Not a whole lot of new material, mostly just recordings made on screen. But wonderfully presented. Wish it had been longer
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- Neil Ferguson-Lee
- 04-15-21
Doesn’t Really Add to the Oeuvre
Simply a collection of Coop’s recordings to Diane. Question: in the pre-Internet age, did he really post them to Philadelphia?
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- Del Pickup
- 12-11-19
It was a joy to return to Twin Peaks.
Enjoying a good strong cup of coffee with Agent Cooper was a joy. I can almost smell that cherry pie!
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- Gasbolina
- 11-16-19
Diane, you won’t believe this, but I’m actually looking at the Milky Way...
What an incredible companion piece to the original series of Twin Peaks. Kyle Maclachlan does an amazing job at reprising his role of Special Agent Dale Cooper and adds more to the mystery of Laura Palmer’s murder. If you’re a fan, you’ll love this. If you’re watching the series for the first time, steer clear until you’re done! With the first two seasons, at least 😉
Best enjoyed over a slice of cherry pie and a fine cup of coffee!
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- Yah boi
- 06-08-19
My god...
Watching, reading, and finally hearing all of what twin peaks has to offer is truly an experience everyone has to witness. Damn fine series.
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- Mr. J. A. Pyke
- 05-16-19
If you're a big TP fan it's worth a few quid.
Some of these tapes appear in the show, some don't. There's nothing particularly new or revelatory here but Kyle's performance is wonderful, as you'd expect.
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- Neo
- 03-28-19
Wow!
I simply loved this! The only complaint is that it doesn't cover season 2 too...
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- Anonymous User
- 12-10-17
I listen to it every night
I usually don't like audiobooks, took a chance on this one and WOW. So immersive.
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- James
- 01-20-19
A good recap of the first season
This is a good, funny, bite-sized production that encapsulates the first season of Twin Peaks as experienced by Agent Cooper, and relayed to his oft-mentioned-but-never-seen assistant, Diane. Audio from the show is mixed in with new tapes recorded by Kyle MacLachlan. There's not much information here that isn't in the show, and there are no additional insights into the mystery or the characters, but if you want to listen to a fun recap of your favourite moments, and spend a little more time with a beloved character, this will satisfy.
2 people found this helpful
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- Michael
- 03-14-17
Interesting but not crucial
As a supplement to the show, this is an interesting sidebar. McLachlan is excellent as Special Agent Cooper in what little new content there is, but what there is is not a lot. Audio clips ripped straight from the show interspersed by drips of anecdotal new content, unfortunately ending before season two and adding nothing to the prevailing story aside from a little more atmosphere. Unless you need some Cooper in your life, you can avoid.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-10-20
For those who love cherry pie and coffee.
For people who haven’t seen Twin Peaks it will be a weird ride but the soothing voice of Kyle MacLachlan should help put you at ease. For those who have then this is a wonderfully nostalgic trip back to a town that lives in all of our hearts.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-08-17
Damn Fine Audio Book
This audio book narrated by Kyle McLachlan gives you a deeper understanding of his character, agent Dale Cooper. Some of thr excerpts are directly from Season 1 while others preceed the series. A must read for fans