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Dinosaurs!

By: Simon Archer
Narrated by: Lance Greenfield,Melissa Moran
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Garrett Andrews is two things: A god, and a person who knows how to get things done. And this time, he’ll have to put both things to the test because the new world he’ll visit is filled with dinosaurs with sharp teeth, vicious claws, and a taste for human flesh....

©2020 Simon Archer (P)2020 Simon Archer

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Hardcore porn alert

The first book in this series had hardcore nonhuman porn. It seemed that the author learned how to write non-porn fiction in the second book of the series, but a couple hours into the third book proved this is not the case. More porn. I listen while I drive, and really do NOT appreciate arousing distractions at highway speeds. Stopped listening about 1/3 of the way into the book when one hardcore porn scene started leading directly into another. Author has now made my 'do not buy' list.

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One problem but not really a problem

It still throws me off a little bit when Melissa Moran narrates, I don’t have a problem, she is great but I forget she is a narrator, cause she doesn’t come on until it’s Queenys perspective, they should have her narrate all the female characters all the time.

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awesome!

worried your story is too cheesy? sure you can try and be serious or you can lean into the cheese and story tropes to create one of the most fun litrpg books out there. seriously if you can get past the first stimulated battle in this story without having burst out laughing at least once then you are probably dead inside and immune to fun.

I must also point out that the MC can summon anything that he kills... in a book that clearly has dinosaurs in it... do you really need to know more?

easily the best entry in the series so far.

I will note there are some audio editing errors but I've heard worse ones too so I didn't mark the score down much for it.

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ugh....

I'll be honest, the first... lot of chapters sort if devolved into a shirtless mess after the opening.

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gotta give u ful *

simon you have surprised me ... sometimes i’m thinking totally writer masterbation with the drawn out plot points but you seem to always give something after the fact that makes you chuckle and want more ... so keep it up and cheers

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Need more Gobta chapters!!

Hands down the funniest character and chapters in the book. Laugh out loud funny. My man Simon comes through again with another great volume of a series I am completely sucked into now. Thank God for long commutes.

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This book was great just like the rest of the series, my only problem is it went overboard on the sex scenes in this book. I do not mind them in his other books but this book was a little over the top for my taste.

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who edited the audio? a 3 year old?

whoever did the editing for these books did a terrible job. constant repeats and background talking not related to the book.

the book itself was good.

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Pretty good book, but I feel like the power ranger-esq fight scene, while a little fun, was wholly uneccecary to the story.

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I was not happy with this book at all and don't want it anymore

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  • 04-06-20

random

I liked the first book didn't like second and the third . parts are well written but there is some random parts it