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Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions, and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Then he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran’s friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco!

©2012 David Roberts & Alan MacDonald (P)2012 Oakhill Publishing

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"Plenty of chaos ... Great fun!" ( Books for Keeps)

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  • Owen Hunter
  • 03-18-17

Gets funnier every time

I have read these books to my son for years. He just loves the audio version as it makes the story come to life and feels real
Happy listening