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Drinking and Tweeting
- And Other Brandi Blunders
- Narrated by: Brandi Glanville
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Biographies & Memoirs, Entertainment & Celebrities
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- Jessica
- 11-02-20
Who edited this?
Did no one listen to this before release? The repeated lines are insane, like she read the line- then did another take. This happens CONSTANTLY. Between that, the weird chatter you can’t even really hear, and the lip smacking... it’s impossible to listen to.
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- Julie
- 07-11-20
Glad I finally listened
I'm glad I finally listened to this is my title because I had been thinking about this one for a while. I decided to listen to a quick, fun read. I was first put off by drinking in the title and that wasn't a major thing. But be prepared...the tweeting thing is all through the book. Once I got used to the hashtag....part it was fun. I enjoyed listening to her narration more than I thought I would; sort of like a friend telling it. I would recommend it for a light listen.
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- Jennifer G.
- 10-22-20
Lip smacks are driving me crazy!
Seriously, the lip smacking is making my spine hurt, never mind my ears! Also, the editor must have been also tipping the wine bottle because there are so many repeated lines its insane. Brandi was never my favorite HW but wanted to read her books for inside scoop. Story is good but she still seriously narcissistic.
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- Amal AlBareeq
- 08-01-20
Very funny and emotional
I never thought Brandi was so talented. The book gives a light and funny outlook to real issues women deal with. I was pleasantly surprised.
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- Amanda Morse
- 07-05-20
Worth it
I read this book when it first came out, but decided to give it a listen because I’m on a current marathon of binge watching housewives. The book is a much better read than listening to because Brandi’s voice can become annoying. However, she comes out with some one liners that make up for it. I’m not the biggest Brandi fan, but love her story and the way she handled herself in the impossible situation she was given. I will definitely be listening to her second book.
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- Kristy
- 03-22-22
Very entertaining!!
Brandy is a breath of fresh air in my opinion. With her raw and unfiltered content. I enjoyed all of it. Especially when her mom helps narrate for a chapter 🤣🤙
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- Soozy in CA
- 01-20-22
Good story but too many f bombs
It was sad yet fun to hear Brandi’s divorce story and all she went through. The only thing that bothered me was how many f-bombs are in it. I like to use that word too when needed but it started getting overly used and frustrating to listen too.
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- Sandra Eunice
- 12-31-21
Guilty pleasure
I really enjoyed Brandi’s story you can absolutely tell how crushed she was by being cheating on by her husband. I felt she came off very honest and genuine which is refreshing to see from someone living in Hollywood . She’s like that unfiltered family member you just adore. Hope she finds love again . I also think she’s naturally pretty and does not need to get fillers and all that crap in her face.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-30-21
it was kind of a mess....
it was all over the place and not narrated well. every other word was f@$!..at keast a thousand times.
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- Julia in Pasadena
- 09-13-21
Loved it
I’ve just listened to this audiobook twice. It’s really funny and I appreciate Brandi’s honesty.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-15-22
Drinking & tweeting
A must read, from the first sentence this book has had me glued me to it!.
Honest, true and put into words perfectly.
I promise you will not regret getting this book
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- Daniela
- 04-21-21
Light to listen
Very Brandi. Makes for a really light listen, at moments heart warming. But unfortunately outdated, although she adds commentaries to bring it to the present
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- Pepukai Makoni
- 10-16-20
Comes with extras!
Got audible just for this book bc hearing brandi narrate seemed a lot more fun than feeling like I was rotting my brain by actually reading a brandi glanville book and I'm so glad I did! I found myself laughing out loud numerous times or gasping because of course she doesn't hold back AT ALL! (and I expected no less!)
Anyways what makes the audible version so great is that brandi frequently adds her own little commentary and often disagrees with what she's written because it was so long ago which makes the slightly outdated moments a lot less cringy. Also she literally is crying while narrating in part of it, I mean it feels way more natural, I feel if I had read the book it would have sounded a lot more forced and less brandi! Anyways in terms of the actual content if like me you didn't know much about brandis past this book leaves no stone unturned, definitely found it informative and interesting. 5/5 imo😌
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- Maria
- 08-25-20
Loved it!
Very gripping and just pure truth!
Love it. A nice easy listen for anytime.
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- mcgonigal
- 08-15-20
Amazing!
I absolutely loved this book and finished it in a day. Brandi had me crying, laughing and crying with laughter in every chapter.
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- Deb
- 06-27-20
sweet and sour but excellent
the book is very good. author has potty mouth but is very funny all the same. the story of a divorce and sour relationship with ex. but author is a survivor and is witty, sweet, funny and gorgeous looking so am sure will meet someone she deserves in the future after being married to a serially unfaithful rat. I recommended this to several friends and they loved it to. highly recommend.
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- STUART J ADDERLEY
- 06-12-20
Good book
Great book liked the talk over. Not sure if there were a few edit mistakes in it but who cares great book bring her back as a full time cast member