• Dumped, Actually

  • By: Nick Spalding
  • Narrated by: Steve West
  • Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (952 ratings)

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Dumped, Actually

By: Nick Spalding
Narrated by: Steve West
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Publisher's Summary

From the bestselling author of Checking Out and Dry Hard comes a hilarious story about losing the love of your life, and finding yourself in the aftermath.

When Ollie Sweet is very publicly dumped by ‘The One’, his seemingly perfect world dissolves into misery, self-pity, and a bizarre rooftop meeting with a suicidal man in flip-flops. While most would seek out the support of loved ones at such a torrid time, natural-born journalist Ollie asks the subscribers of his website: how did they get over their failed relationships?

When Ollie follows some of their more extreme advice, chaos inevitably ensues, including accidentally exposing himself to some unsuspecting wildlife, jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aeroplane, and suffering from an extremely painful bottom, courtesy of a maniacal Scotsman.

Of course, all of this goes down a storm with his online following, and Ollie soon finds himself the centre of everyone’s attention - whether he likes it or not!

With his eclectic collection of supporters to guide him, can Ollie mend his broken heart, heal his broken bottom, and learn to find happiness again?

©2019 Nick Spalding (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.

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The male version of Bridget Jones

I love Bridget Jones - I can relate to her internal dialogue on so many levels. This book felt the same to me - I think if I were a man, this might be me. As a woman, there were a few places that took me out of the story, but only because, like I said, I'm not a man. But that did not take away from the overall enjoyment of the writing. Nick Spalding does socially awkward normal people so well!

This is a bit of a raucous and wild ride and, like Bridget Jones' Diary, it's not for the sensitive reader. There are some rather racy bits, but written in a way that makes the situations so relatable.

Sex - Some, but almost always with some kind of awkward laugh-out-loud mishap involved (Bambi - hahahaha!)
Language - Some, but addressed in much the same way as the sex
Violence - Only the kind that happens to socially awkward normal people.

I will say that I space my Nick Spalding books out - they make me laugh, but I can only handle so much of his style in one sitting. I'm a fast listener - I typically listen to 3 or more audiobooks a week - but I rarely listen to more than one of his in a month. It would be like having sticky, nutty pecan pie for every meal instead of just at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Narration - Steve West handled Ollie Sweet's character with great skill! I totally believed he was telling his own story. May make it hard to look him in the eye if we ever meet face to face one day, but nicely done, Steve!

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literally laugh out loud funny

the book itself is hilarious, of course. the stories, the situations Ollie finds himself in, but the real hero of this audio book is the narrator. he's bloody brilliant (to steal a Britishism)! The character voices are perfect, and the delivery adds so much to the comedy. many occasions I found myself in tears laughing. well worth the listen or read!

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but, but, but

I couldn't get through this book. I found the amount of times he said the word but extremely annoying. the oh um er uh but was way over done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get my point? I also found the story kind of stupid. Would not recommend.

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Definite laughs!

This wasn't non-stop laughter but there was some definite laugh out loud moments and a few smirks!

Whether the dumper or the dumpee, we can identify with the main character, Ollie/Oliver. He has a bit of a fantastical view of life and relationships so this book is sorta his journey of self-discovery. It was really well-written and well-narrated. Nick Spalding just has a way of creating real characters and finding the humor in the ordinary. The narrator was the perfect complement to that effort. Just an all-around great listen!

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Such fun!

Steve West’s performance of this very entertaining book is perfect in every way! Many laugh-out-loud moments in the life of Oliver Sweet! Definitely worth the listen, which I’m sure I’ll do again soon!

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Dumped Actually

The foul language was not necessary. The narrative voice was okay. The warning about language should have been available.

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Lol

I wasn’t sure about this book during the first couple of chapters, and then I was. A great, fun, lighthearted, read. Very relatable.

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Hilarous!

I dont think I've ever listened to a book that had me constantly laughing out loud!

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This deserves 10 stars

This book is phenomenal. The writing is fantastic and i felt like i had a front row seat to a movie about Ollie's life!
The narrator is perfection and elevates the creative writing into something that cannot be explained by words.
This book deserves more than 5 stars!

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Quite a journey

This book is a must-listen. It’s so good that I wish I could listen to it for the first time again. I savored every chapter, laughing until I cried more times than I can remember. It’s my first Nick Spalding book and I’m definitely checking out more of his work.

Steve West hits it out of the park in this performance. He vividly brings Ollie to life so well, if they make this into a film (they absolutely should) then Steve has to play Ollie. Some Audies better be coming his way for his work in this as he is superb.

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  • 02-08-20

A bit predictable but ok

Story was a bit predictable and I didn’t really get to love the lead character.

Generally an easy listen though and seeing it through to the end wasn’t a struggle. 😀

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  • lynsay g
  • 01-05-20

Any slower it would be going backwards.

I had to give up. Slow? Dear goodness. Why use 10 words to describe a situation when you can use 1000. Describing an oom pah band song for over 3 minutes was it for me.
I would strongly suggest you don't bother.

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  • Ms Jane Feasey
  • 08-01-19

Made me think

I liked this book. Any other time I'd have reviewed it on its surface story. However my son is going through something a bit similar ( it's ok, no deer involved!) And so this book really made me think about how important it is to feel comfy in your own skin about how easy it is to unwittingly force your needs and feelings on to someone else so fast they can't keep up. To learn to slow down so you don't lose the chance of something good even if it means waiting. It's all in this book depending on your frame of mind. And at its most shallow is an entertaining listen .

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  • MrP
  • 07-22-19

Excellent

Wow another excellent story from Nick. I can’t wait for the next story to be written and released

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 10-04-22

hilarious book, great narration

Great book but don't read if you've just had a breakup you'll cry at your own loneliness ahaha, love this author and narration was great, his accents were on point and his expression of the story was fantastic 10/10 would recommend

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  • Sam R.
  • 05-13-22

So funny!

I literally laughed out loud through listening to this book! It’s absolutely brilliant! The narration makes it! Brilliant 😂

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 12-30-21

Very funny

Nick’s books never fail to make me laugh and lift my mood. Some parts of the book (and there were quite a few) made me laugh so hard I had to stop the audio, take deep breaths and compose myself (yeah everything hurt from laughing so hard).

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  • 12-28-21

Entertaining RomCom

This is now my second Nick Spalding book so I knew what to expect. It was light and entertaining with a few laugh out loud moments.
At times I did find it a bit predictable but it is a romcom so I guess that's alright.

I do recommend it and will be reading more Nick Spalding.

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  • Teresa McKitterick
  • 10-30-21

Hilarious

I laughed out load so many times while listening to this. Nike Spalding has a real way with words

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  • Audiobooks Nest Reviews
  • 10-13-21

Okay, Actually

💛 A review of two halves here. Overall, enjoyed this very much. A good ol’ ex-relationships retrospective complete with lighthearted humour. What’s not to love, actually.

💚 The comedy elements were hit and miss. I’m a Spalding fan, but some of the humour was a bit too cringy. I can only say tent.
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🎧 According to my very unscientific Audible search, Steve West has tended towards narrating more dramatic audiobooks to date. Having heard him do humour, I hope he continues to bring the funny. He was great as Ollie, did well with accents (not easy pulling off an Aussie elephant) and was generally good fun to listen to.
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