• Dungeons & Dragons: Dungeon Academy: No Humans Allowed!

  • By: Madeleine Roux
  • Narrated by: Imani Parks
  • Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
  • 3.7 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

From New York Times best-selling author Madeleine Roux and acclaimed artist Tim Probert comes an all-new original Dungeons & Dragons middle-grade series!

Welcome to Dungeon Academy, where monsters and creatures train for the dark world that awaits just beyond the dungeon walls! But Zellidora “Zelli” Stormclash is a bit - different. She’s the one thing monsters and creatures of the Forgotten Realms fear the most: Zelli is a human!

Knowing she’ll never be accepted, Zelli’s parents disguise her as a minotaur in hopes she’ll blend with the academy’s monstrous surroundings. Zelli does her work, keeps to herself, and becomes “invisible” to everyone. 

While in History of Horrible Humans class, Zelli learns of the great human adventurer Allidora Steelstrike, who oddly resembles her. Could Zelli also be a Steelstrike? Seeking answers to her true lineage, Zelli embarks on a dangerous adventure.

But she won’t be alone. A vegan owlbear, a cowardly kobold, and a shape-shifting mimic will join Zelli on her quest for truth in a world that holds no place for them. And who knows? Perhaps these monstrous misfits may discover some truths of their own....

Get ready for humor, heart, magic, and adventure as middle graders and beyond learn to embrace who they are, accept others' differences, and discover that making mistakes is okay - as long as you learn from them. 

©2021 Madeleine Roux (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers

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Slow and ridiculous

The story is ludicrous and does not honor D&D at all. A human can pass as a Minotaur? Despite not having a bull’s head or hooves or being big and has glued on horns? Nothing magical or special here. Story is slow. Writing is tough to get through. Maybe too cliché, maybe trying too hard? Skip! Voice actor sounds 12 and makes me sleepy.

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I really enjoyed this book. Even if you're not into Dungeons and Dragons, you'll still like the book but obviously knowing the D&D lingo makes it a little better.