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Excellent Excuses (and Other Good Stuff)
- Tom Gates, Book 2
- Narrated by: Rupert Grint
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Crammed with stories and sniggers, this hysterical journal brings you more manic mayhem from the crazy world of Tom Gates.
No school for two whole weeks leaves Tom with heaps of time for the important things in life. Yeah! He can forget all about lessons and the irritating Marcus Meldrew and save his energy for good stuff!
Stuff like: inventing new ways to annoy his sister Delia. (So many). Band practice for the Dogzombies - rock stars in the making! Watching TV and eating caramel wafers; eating caramel wafers and watching TV. Excellent!
Unfortunately a couple of small problems called the dentist and his big weirdo sister, Delia, seem to be getting in the way of Tom's brilliant plans....
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- D McQ
- 10-02-16
Laugh a minute
A laugh out loud book. Excellent performance from the narrator. Can't wait to listen to the others in the series.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-08-17
Brilliant😜
Such a good book i love it😃
Very good for children and adults👨👩👧👦
Especially love delias a wierdo in chapter 2😎
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- Anonymous User
- 06-25-16
AMAZING
This book was amazing you want to read it don't you well if you do you are awesomely epic
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- Anonymous User
- 02-02-22
It was a good book and I love it and it was so much fun to read it
Very good for people who have dyslexia like me and the book is really help me to read it and I promise to show this to someone else and it was good for me thanks
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- Guy Hinnigan
- 11-13-21
Tom Gates
Tom Gates excellent excuses (and other good stuff) it was so amazing and exciting .
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- Debbie Moore
- 11-01-20
Mias review
Tom gates a excellent book for your 8 to 12 book an funny story but a bit inaprpiat I give over all five star
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- Claire
- 05-06-20
great
love these books, easy 2 read, fun, chilled vibes. this is a younger aged read but its school kinda read but it was a nice escape, ive boutght & am going to listen 2 all :)
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- Anonymous User
- 05-04-20
AMAZING book 5 stars
The best book ever I love it just simply amazing I can’t explain it it’s just amazing! 5 stars for sure
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-24-19
too good
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- Angela Bradley
- 10-30-21
Good book. Funny and good read.
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- Chuka
- 02-17-21
amazing even for adults
we loved it!
this is our bedtime routine and often I have to keep myself from laughing
so funny
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- Anonymous User
- 08-13-18
Best book ever
So entertaining it makes cats happy would recommend to 10 to 12 years old five stars