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Fart Quest
- A Silent But Deadly Adventure
- Narrated by: Jonathan Myles
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and a metric buttload of monsters, Fart Quest by author Aaron Reynolds is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure.
After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie - three lowly apprentices - decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest!
So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for.
A Macmillan Audio production from Roaring Brook Press
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- Kristen Houston
- 02-01-22
Son finished in one day and onto the second.
If you are wanting to introduce your kids to games like D and D this is an awesome book series, especially if they like Captain Underpants. My son loves it. It makes me think of what one of them would be like if they had gone to school in a D and D world. I was laughing my butt off too listening to the first chapter. This was recommended by Black Magic Crafts and I recommend anyone check out their YouTube channel if you want to make kid friendly dungeon tiles or anything else.
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- Paul Jaines
- 03-15-21
this was the best and funniest book ever!!!!!!
i loved this book because it creats a feeling of advenher and suspence this is a asowme book