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Publisher's Summary

The new children’s book from number one best-selling author David Walliams - a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything but still wanted more. 

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem.... What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal best-selling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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Funny ,hilarious, 😊 😎 😄 😃 😅 😋 🙂 😚 😋 😁 😀 😆

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This was a major disappointment. I regret buying it. I have lived some of the others by Walliams, but this one was not something I wanted to listen to with my daughter.

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Not a great book I'd spend my money on demon dentist or ice monster or something like that over this book

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  • Dominika
  • 06-01-20

My kids don’t like it

My 9 yrs old and 7 yrs old couldn’t go through first chapter. They were surprised how mean the girl was and that nobody reacted to her behavior. I was surprised that they didn’t find it funny, but simply were upset. We didn’t enjoy thsi book.

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  • L. P. James
  • 08-23-19

I would give it 4.5

Nothing can be perfect but I would definitely get this audio book because I really enjoyed this

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-22-20

Fantastic

This book is great I love love love it it is funny it is definitely worth buying 🥳😛😉

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  • Meg
  • 06-11-20

as always fabulous

my children love all his books reading or listening 🥰😍🥰😍 we are completely hooked thank you for getting my children keen to read/listen.

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  • Moorsie
  • 03-02-20

Brilliant

I love this book. READ IT! It’s brilliant! It is so funny. One of his best.

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  • Mrs LJ Flower
  • 03-02-20

Not my favourite

I did like this story because it was funny and made me laugh, but it wasn’t really my type of story. I liked some of his other books more than this. Mia age 9

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  • Vania
  • 04-10-20

5* Given by my son, 6 years old :)

my son loved it, great narration, lots of sounds different character voiced and funny things

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  • Scott Dawson
  • 03-13-20

Captivating

This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.

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  • Jacqui Wilkinson
  • 09-14-19

I love Fing

This is a brilliant story, I listen to it every day, and fing really can grow

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  • Tanya
  • 01-13-21

Interesting to listen to and it is hilarious 😆

In my opinion it was amazing and stunning to see that the parents didn't like Murttle, but it had been a incredible book. I recommend this book 6 to 12 year olds or even for anyone.
Karolina 10 years old 2021.

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  • Grace
  • 08-27-19

I love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mrytle Meek is so spoilt
It was beautifully narrated and written.
MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Jan Richardson
  • 12-14-19

Such a fun Audio Book

We loved the Narrators it was such a great story Millie loved listening to it

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  • Anonymous User
  • 06-13-22

amazing!

Lovely Story And Plot! I Feel Like It Could Of Been Better thought. But Still Would Recommended!

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  • Christina Gaehl
  • 08-25-21

Amazing!

A great book for children is simple yet wonderfully funny
I really enjoyed it and the voices were awesome!😄😄😁😁

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  • Anonymous User
  • 05-11-21

Amazing

Amazing story. Includes humor and shares many laughs. Written in a most spectacular way. David Walliams is an amazing author. Would strongly recommend.

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  • Jenny Podorozhnaya
  • 02-23-21

Amazing

David Williams is the best author yet. All his books have adventure excitement and curiosity. In my opinion David Williams is the best author I could ever ask for.

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  • Kristalee
  • 04-27-20

I don’t recommend it

I usually love David Walliams but this wasn’t as good as the others it didn’t make me wanna listen on like the others did I do recommend the other books of his but not this Fing was quite boring to me he is a great other but I believe she can do much better if you like David Walliams though I do recommend “the secret garden” it is a great book and good for... 9 year old girls that like footy like me I know this is a weird review but out of David Walliams books I recommend the midnight gang or demon dentist those were to great books