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Halfhearted Hunter
- False Icons, Book 3
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Hell is where the heart is.
For five years, my life has been a living breathing hell - literally. Worst of all, I don't remember any of it. We're not talking some vague blackout here, no, this is full-on comic book levels of amnesia. But now I'm back, only to find the whole world managed to survive without me. Some hero I turned out to be.
There's no time to wallow, though, not when I'm surrounded by pissed off dryads and vampires who've somehow figured out how to walk in the sunlight. I'll need to get my head back in the game before they do something stupid, like trigger Armageddon - again.
Thankfully, I'm not alone. With an equally confused former vampire by my side, as well as a baby minotaur and my wizard ex-boyfriend, I'll have to contend with the forces of Hades that are hot on my tail. I've been given a second chance at life. Now to make sure I don't die before I can actually enjoy it.
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- BennahPhelps
- 02-02-22
Love this series
Can't wait until the next book. Narrator did a great job. Can't wait to see aht Rick Gualtieri and R.E. Carr come up with next
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- Leonard Wood
- 01-03-22
A fun and emotional ride.
Loved every minute of it. Andrea Emmes is an amazing narrator and Rick and Rachel make a good team. I really hope this series continues and we get more adventures of the salad bar. (My name for the dryad crew)
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- Shelly
- 01-01-22
Fantastic!
I’ve listened to all of the Bill the Vampire books as well as the new Bill of the dead books. This entire series has been a joy to listen to! If you like this I suggest checking out the titles posted above.
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- Kasie
- 12-28-21
Good… but
First few books in this story are fantastic with creepy gross old man fantasies. This one seems to take the gross old man fantasies to the next level. Idk if people are into 16 year old girls banging 170 year old man things but it just grosses me out. And they harp on that way too much. The story around the gross porn is still good. I feel like the editor should’ve said something. But whatever. Story is good. Except the nasty purvey old man stuff. Yeah she is 21 today but yesterday she was 16. That seems unlikely. Twilight here we go again. 🙄