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Publisher's Summary

My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break....
No touching his banana.
Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.
Of course, I touched it.
If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.
I chewed it up, too....
I even swallowed.
I know. Bad, bad, girl.
Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.

I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn't the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn't going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people's yards is the next big thing.

Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.

This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn't a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.

Cue the James Bond music.

I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.

Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.

Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.

Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.

Contains mature themes.

©2018 Publishing Bloom LLC (P)2018 Tantor

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Fun, Funny and Sexy!

A good story with lots of fun, laughs and sexual tension. Great characters and writing make it completely awesome, so you read right through it. A real treat that you will love. Thank you to Penelope Bloom and the narrators for their great work!!!

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Really hilarious and sweet!!

If you're looking for fun, laughter and sweet romance then check this book out. CJ Bloom was spectacular in her narration. No angst, lots of sweetness and a little sexy. This one held my interest and had me laughing out loud. And I'm a fan of Alex Cendese too. Penelope Bloom always come thru.

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Good story but, Audible Version needs cleaning up.

I liked the story but, I must say that I am disappointed with the audio version. Someone needs to go back through and make the narrators fix up their mistakes.

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Cute romance

This audiobook was entertaining and a light and humorous story. It’s not a typical boss and intern story, but it is well done. Narration was well done as well.

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Funny, sweet, and sexy!

I loved this story. Natasha and Bruce are soulmates. I laughed at Natasha’s antics and her clumsiness. And Bruce was pretty swoon-worthy.

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No real depth

Ok, story. Things develop quickly. No real depth.
Female narrator good. Male narrator was fine for male voices, but was terrible with female voices. Book would have just been fine with female narrator doing both parts.

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Great story and narration!

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A big waste of time and money , could have been really funny but NOT!terrible

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Quick read

This was a good read for those who don’t have the next book lined up. The narration was good. Story line was ok for the time length. Not to much drama and everything is wrapped up in the end.