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I Don't Want to Read This Book
- Narrated by: Max Greenfield
- Length: 4 mins
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- Tonya Radel
- 05-26-22
My 8 Year Old LOVES This Book!
I have a very reluctant reader but he truly appreciates this story. And I appreciate the performance by Schmidt. I mean-‘Max! Well done!
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- Maribel Caballero
- 01-18-22
Hilarious
I don't want to review this book! That would mean I finished reading the book that I don't want to read. It is awesome