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I Just Want to Pee Alone
- I Just Want to Pee Alone Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Vanessa Daniels
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.
Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"
Hear hysterical essays like:
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-05-18
must listen
for any mom of young children who needs to hear something other than babies crying while doing the dishes. these stories will make you laugh/cry and actually pee your pants... but motherhood might in part be to blame for that one.
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- Cyn or Peter
- 11-09-19
funtastic
oh my!!! what a joy it is to have finally stepped out of my comfort reading and listening zone. If you are reading this do yourself a favor and listen to these laugh filled journeys these amazing women share.
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- thegrandmasparkles
- 07-04-21
Very Funny!!!
I laughed and giggled and laughed some more. Every mom would love these stories.