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Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. 

Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!"  

Hear hysterical essays like: 

  • "Embarrassment, Thy Name Is Motherhood" 
  • "A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I Am Not" 
  • "And Then There Was That Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother" 
  • "So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller"
©2013 @throat_punch Books (P)2018 Tantor

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must listen

for any mom of young children who needs to hear something other than babies crying while doing the dishes. these stories will make you laugh/cry and actually pee your pants... but motherhood might in part be to blame for that one.

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funtastic

oh my!!! what a joy it is to have finally stepped out of my comfort reading and listening zone. If you are reading this do yourself a favor and listen to these laugh filled journeys these amazing women share.

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Very Funny!!!

I laughed and giggled and laughed some more. Every mom would love these stories.