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I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship

By: Jen Lancaster,Rita Mae Brown,Laurie Notaro,Jane Green,Beth Harbison,W. Bruce Cameron,Wade Rouse - editor
Narrated by: Emily Durante,Johnny Heller
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Publisher's Summary

Critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America's best known humorists - authors, comedians, and actors - to offer biting commentary on what it means to share a life, and a heart, with a dog. From battling for bed space to trying to transform a pampered NYC pup into a Texas rawhide, and from helping a shelter rescue navigate through her new life to interpreting dog-run dynamics (and politics), being a canine companion has challenges as tough as any agility course. But laughter is just a tail-wag away.

This collection features uncanny insight and witty prose from:

  • Jen Lancaster
  • Rita Mae Brown
  • Laurie Notaro
  • Jane Green
  • Beth Harbison
  • W. Bruce Cameron
  • And many others, including a foreword by Chelsea Handler's dog, Chunk

©2011 Wade Rouse (P)2012 Tantor

Critic Reviews

"Dogs are, indeed, our best friends. This book celebrates the special - and often hilarious - bonds that develop between us. It will make you laugh, and touch your heart!" (Wayne Pacelle, President and CEO, The Humane Society of the United States)

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Would you listen to I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship again? Why?

I will listen to the book again. This set of stories made me smile from the opening word until the final conclusion. Delightful, touchy, fiesty, and relevant to all dog lovers. What a fun way to spend a drive in the car!

What was one of the most memorable moments of I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship?

Beth Harrbison's story.

Which scene was your favorite?

All of the short stories are equally delightful.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Dogs happen.

Any additional comments?

Buy it, you won't regret it.

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Aren.t Dogs Great

What made the experience of listening to I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship the most enjoyable?

It was just so much fun

Who was your favorite character and why?

Chunk! Just so cute!

Which scene was your favorite?

Too many to mention

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No I liked story by story

Any additional comments?

I have recomended this to to alot of people

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Mildly entertaining

These stories were enjoyable enough but the narrative voices were too stylized for me. I would have preferred more natural reading voices. They sounded like commercial vocal actors and it was highly annoying, but then I dislike 'announcer' type vocals.

The stories themselves were mostly very good, with only a couple mediocre ones, but still, anyone who loves dogs or is perhaps even thinking of getting a dog would enjoy this book overall.

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Not that great

Not interested in this type of writing. Boring intro, dragged on way too long and was lame.