• James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

  • By: James Acaster
  • Narrated by: James Acaster
  • Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (1,066 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

The Sunday Times Best Seller

James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.

But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.

Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.

©2017 James Acaster (P)2017 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

Critic Reviews

"James Acaster has a brilliant comic mind, crackling with energy every bit as much as his corduroy slacks." (Milton Jones)
"I don't think I've ever read a book that has made me cry with laughter as much as this one. It was very difficult reading it in public as I looked like a madman." (Richard Herring)

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Tales worth listening to.

This is a book that I would argue is better listened to rather than read. Part of what makes James Acaster's scrapes so great to experience is the delivery of his memories. He's a great story teller, and while reading this would still be a true laugh, to hear him recount his awkward situation ridden life thus far is certainly the best way to experience them.

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Best book in the whole world ever!!

Laughed until I cried.

11 more words to meet requirements of this review. Thank you.

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Bright and enjoyable

A pleasure to listen to. James sees the nuances of his goofy predicaments, and delivered a steady stream of smiles for me. His Northamptonshire accent has a rambling and mumbling lack of pretence, the opposite of the superior attitude of some comics who want you to know how clever they are.

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Hilariously Honest and Endearing

I found James’s book after watching his comedy special Repertoire on Netflix and I’m so glad I did. I listened to it over a weekend road trip and was laughing out loud at the situations James found himself in.
As a twenty-something myself, I identified with James at that time in his life when he sought meaning and purpose and decided a good way to find that was by simply saying “yes.” James’s honest telling of his experiences, are framed as mistakes to be avoided. But they clearly shine as endearing examples (however cringe worthy they may be) of someone who isn’t afraid to try, to fail, and to be open to whatever life places in front of them.
There is also a very relatable dichotomy in someone who is too self-conscious to return to a restaurant or use a public toilet, but who will also put themself out there whether it be alone at karaoke, with an egg shaker in hand, or on stage performing comedy.

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I would marry James Acaster so hard

Have had a crush on this man since seeing him at the Edin Fringe festival as an American teen. He is so charming and witty- the best storyteller. I listened to this book with a big dumb smile on my face and many strangers were charmed by how adorable I looked whilst enjoying life and the clever voice in my ears. Which was James Acaster.

Anyways, please listen to the book but don't marry James because I would sincerely like to.

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Hilarious and Relatable

While not like most people's experiences all of the stories are relatable because we've all made impulsive mistakes that teach us a lesson. Acaster is a hilarious storyteller!

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Listen! Or Get Cabbaged!!!

I have become a James Acaster fan from his time on WILTY, the clips for which I have seen on YouTube and BritBox. He's the type of comedian that you get drawn to more and more and find him funnier and funnier the more you listen to him. I didn't know whether to laugh, feel sorry for him, or send him cabbage. In the end, I chose to write this glowing review.
Listen to this on a walk or while relaxing. Don't listen to it in a car because you need to pay enough attention to it to hear some of the daisy-chained events coming together over multiple chapters. More importantly, don't listen to it in a car that James Acaster is driving.
Seriously, I LOVED THIS BOOK. If you like UK humor, you'll love it too.

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Must read! Funny, witty, smart, insightful...classic Acaster

Recommend read for seasoned James Acaster fan or newcomer. His clever comedy is exceptional and his real life stories are even better...glad you survived to tell us about it James!!

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Brilliant

I feel like James is my long lost brother, I too get into similar scrapes! Great book.

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Absolutely hilarious!

This book brought me so much joy. James Acaster finds himself in unbelievable situations but has an amazing ability to escape from them with good humor. I loved laughing out loud while listening to this.

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  • Mr. Edwards
  • 01-17-19

series of witty anecdotes

It's exactly what you'd expect: a comedian telling silly anecdotes. Acaster's performance is great, the stories vary in zaniness and irony, overall, well worth a listen.

Do note though that the anecdotes all appeared on Josh Widdecombe's radio show, and several were also used on Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You and in Acaster's stand-up. So if you're a fan who follows his work, expect some repetition.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 09-05-17

Brilliantly funny.

James Acaster is easily my favourite new comedian. As someone the same age as James who also spent his 20's in playing in bands and making terrible decisions I can completely identify with his scrapes. In my opinion there's nothing enjoyable or entertaining about a 'funny story' about things going wrong that are rooted in pure stupidity. However, there is something joyously endearing when blind optimism and oddly logical decision-making lead to undesirable outcomes, particularly when retold by one of the best comedians in the UK. Very very funny and plenty of laugh out loud moments.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 09-03-17

Classic Scrapes

Classic scrapes, Brilliant simply brilliant. I have to write fifteen more words, so here they are, oh and cabbage. Brilliant

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 07-04-20

So, so good.

I finished this 6 hour audio book in 3 days. that's with a full time job and a busy home life. It was so funny I listened to it whenever I could... Whilst driving, washing up, cooking and yes, on the toilet! I can't wait til next month when I allow myself the treat of James 's next book.

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  • Andrew Collings
  • 06-30-20

Very Acaster

A really enjoyable book told by the author. If you're a James Acaster fan, you'll love hearing about his childhood scrapes.

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  • Giles dix
  • 06-17-20

classic scraps

loved this audio book, all the scraps are told with so much enthusiasm and love,really recommend it.

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  • Nic
  • 01-21-19

The voice makes it!

Listening to this book, I couldn't imagine it being read by anyone else. James' voice is half the joke!
Not all of the scrapes made me laugh, but those that did would've had me on the floor laughing, if I wasn't driving! Parrot soup is by far the best bit!

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  • M. Gilroy
  • 08-30-17

If you only listen to one audiobook, make it this one.

Had this recommended via several friends. Utter, delightful comedy gold. All the way from a tiny internal smirk (primary school kids and socks) to a full blown belly laugh (Humpty Dumpty) - this has it all. Buy it - now.

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  • Chris Culshaw
  • 08-27-17

Funny as!

Not bad for someone from Kettering 😂😂
Such a funny book with so many tales, it will have you in stitches

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  • Dan Travers
  • 08-30-17

Great book, great stories and a great storyteller

I can relate (horribly) to a number of these tales but quite how James gets himself into these situations and then resolves them i am sure is unique on this planet. I had heard some of these on the XFM radio show but there were some beauties in here that were not.
I have loved every cringing moment

Its also a fun insight into the world of a certain number of comedians

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-20-18

I will never read an autobiography again.

This is the first audio book I’ve ever listened to. I really wanted to hear James tell his scrapes in his own voice and it was as amazing as I hoped it to be! Really funny, really well read. I must say I would have liked some good scrapes too. Part way I was just picturing James as a sad old cat man living alone having scrape after scrape!! Surely something good must happen soon James!!

From now on I will only listen to people read their own autobiography, you get a lot more out of hearing it in their voice. Loved it!!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-16-17

Heartwarmingly funny

Pure goodness. Acaster is top-shelf of current British comedy; whimsical, loveable, intelligent, self-deprecating etc.

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  • Rhiannon
  • 06-30-20

Very funny

We listened to this on a 14 hour road trip. We laughed, we cried, we gasped. This book has everything you need for a long road trip. Very entertaining! 👌🏻

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  • Carys Chainey
  • 02-28-22

Excellent Acaster

James is one funny man with a great way of looking at the world. Loved this book, will definitely listen to more of his.

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  • Rachel
  • 02-26-22

Brilliant, child like

Really nicely constructed tales, well written, and not too deep. I kept thinking I’d like to share these my 9 year old as we would both enjoy them (although there is some swearing). Performance was one of the best I’ve heard. Very natural delivery.

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  • Gregory Sharp
  • 01-25-22

great story

I love James and this story shows exactly what qualifies for a great book, thanks.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-18-22

Hilarious!

So glad I listened to this and didn't read it. Hearing James Acaster perform these stories in audio book form was perfect.

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  • Ted
  • 08-04-21

Nails It

Acaster, to me, might just be the funniest human alive right now. He absolutely slays me.

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  • Ruby Pascoe
  • 05-09-21

I could be biased, but...

This is a delightfully genius book, and an even better audiobook. Hearing James tell these stories himself is like reading the bible from the perspective of Jesus Christ. It’s utterly hysterical from start to finish. The sort of content that leaves you weeping openly through your face mask on the train on a work night and ruining your really nice eyeliner. In my experience. As a particularly scrape-prone person, it was nice to feel seen - and also quite uncomfortable at times. If Mr. Acaster happens to be looking for a partner in failure, I’m now a little bit in love with him.

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  • David Tran
  • 10-16-20

Funny and insightful

I enjoy James Acaster's stand-up so purchased this book and I'm very glad I did. It made me laugh out loud but, more than that, I enjoyed hearing his musings on life and his self-analysis. This is a very enjoyable, light-hearted read that picks you up after a tough day.