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Kevin Smith: Silent, but Deadly
- Narrated by: Kevin Smith
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Before Kevin nearly died backstage from his widely reported massive heart attack, he killed onstage discussing his marriage, his kid, his friends and his work (or lack thereof).
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- Jon
- 12-19-19
Stand up?
So it's a stand up routine. Missing a couple visuals because its audio... Really good and enjoyable. Includes a reading by his daughter. Aside from the couple moments where he points to something on stage. I liked it.
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- Ladyethyme
- 12-01-20
Love Smith
Love him but miss the expressions, which is a huge thing! Also the chapters are kind of out of order-BUT there’s more than on the video version.
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- AJ
- 09-26-20
It's his special. I should have read first.
I did a quick buy of it because I love Kevin Smith. Didn't even think to read what it was or the main title. This, of course, is just the audio of his comedy special. Which is cool. Fun to listen to and have so... no lose really.
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- Toria Lambert
- 08-23-20
If you enjoy laughter and Kevin Smith, get it.
I generally don't laugh out loud while listening to books, but I sure scared some people doing it with this one.
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- Jeremy L.
- 07-01-20
not a book but funny
just a recording of his live show but funny all the same. a fun listen
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- Donald R Blazer Jr
- 05-30-20
Best audio book author ever
Just as funny as being there. Would listen again. Hilarious stories full of energy and life.
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- Rickey
- 01-30-20
just as good as you'd expect
Kevin start stalking and doesn't stop until the books over, well not so much a book more of a stand-up comedy routine well not even that either it's mostly just him talking like he does, but it's entertaining as hell
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- J Clemm
- 01-02-20
Very funny stories from a very funny guy...
It is a recording of stand up, but great stuff. One funny story after the next.
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- Michelle
- 11-18-19
We love Kevin Smith and Jay!
Looking forward to all your upcoming projects! We love everything y’all do! We just saw your movie premiere in Atlanta and so far love the free trial here on audible!!!
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- Consumer77
- 04-09-19
Great for fans, just not a book.
Overall, this is a great listen for Kevin Smith fans. The stories are interesting, the guy is funny, and it's generally enjoyable. The only real qualm I have is that this is really more akin to a stand up special than a book. While I know that some comedian/authors are known to translate their on stage shows to book form - this is more of a direct "stand up special" than a book. I really did enjoy it though and recommend it to anyone who styles themselves a Kevin Smith fan.
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- Mr. Farren K. Perkins
- 04-12-20
Criminally short, but some great stories
If you know the podcasts, or have seen the TV specials then you know what you're in for here. However there's little to set this above the free podcasts, it's just more concise.
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