• Monster Girl Trucker

  • By: Simon Archer
  • Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
  • Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (124 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

I only got into trucking because my granddad was a trucker, and he was the best damn person I ever met. I'd always thought I was your average dude with an 18-wheeler and an addiction to energy drinks, but it turns out there might be something more brewing in my blood. 

Now instead of some desert highway, I'm stuck in a whole new realm, and it's full of worm cults, actual lot lizards, one seriously smoking catgirl mechanic, and enough sand and bloodthirsty creatures to make me think I took a wrong turn somewhere. But if I can manage to upgrade my truck, stay alive, and save a few damsels along the way, I might be able to add a whole new career path to my resume.  

Yep, just call me Jack Vale, Monster Girl Trucker. Literally

©2022 Simon Archer (P)2022 Simon Archer

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if you are a trucker, pass this one on by...

I've been an Over The Road Truck Driver for over twenty years now. I've driven Kenworth's, Peterbilt's, International's, Freightliner's, MACK's, and Volvo's, and multiples of each during that time. Never Once have I run into an 18 wheelere with the key in the steering column. Never had a stick shift with a PARK gear, Never had an engine that could be fixed with a monkey wrench and a welding torch. The Kenworth I'm sitting in Right Now is 36,000lbs fully fueled with an empty trailer (That's 18 tons) and that's about the lightest OTR truck I've ever driven.
Over the last 20 plus years I have stayed in motel rooms exactly 9 times, all when my truck was broken, or the a/c didn't work. Motel Rooms are too expencive to afford for an average OTR driver on any kind of regular basis, seeing that they START at $80 a night, and run WELL over $500 in a nice area. half my base pay before taxes for a bed and bathroom? no thanks. I can sleep in my truck for free, unless I have to pay to park.
I do not know who in the heck Simon Archer is, but he obviously doesn't know anything at all about driving a Commercial Motor Vehicle in the modern era. Sure Sure he probably heard tales from the late 60's or early 70's about the wild west of trucking, Maybe he saw movies like CONVOY or Smokey And The Bandit.
Those are Fiction, and nothing like reality.

and it's REALITY that's the problem. every time Simon goes to add 'a little trucker flair' into the story, it's like jabbing my pinky toe on the coffee table in the dark. Totally ruins the mood, and takes me out of my suspension of disbelief. I cannot enjoy this story because he gets too may things WRONG.
Having Sex with Cat Girls? sure, no problem. Hopping from one dimension to another? Why not? it's all good.
putting a stick shift 18-wheeler in PARK? just... NO.

I'm halfway through this story, and the less he talks about the truck the better. if he keeps it up, I'm going to demand my money back because I cannot enjoy someone that is completely clueless trying to "tell me how to do my job" because that's what it feels like.

IF you are 20-something and know nothing AT ALL about trucking, it's a fun story...
I'm 48. One Of My Kids is older than the main character. and I suspect that the author is about that age as well

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I do not know how Simon does this you wouldn't think it'd be a good story but it is

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I Love Simon Archer

The narrator Rachel was perfect and gave life to the characters. great mystery about other worldly inhabitants that would fulfill any monster girl fantasy! the premise for the story was actually pretty interesting and I enjoyed it!!

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Good list but could have been great

Fun story, interesting stuff going on. But, a huge lack in details. Really could have benefitted from more explanation and detail. Whole book felt very rushed, easily could have been double the length and would be a better listen for it. Not bad but rushed.

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pleasurable read and listen

really enjoyed the story and the characters. there were some gaping problems but overall it still worked. how does a girl who spent your whole life washing clothes wrangling buckets of milk learn as much as she did? she was like a zombie. She hadn't spoken to many in years but out of nowhere she blossomed into a badass in a matter of hours. she knew how to read English, operate a firearm well enough to sniper a motorcycle. It makes the truck capable of hopping between dimensions more believable than her origin story. I really do enjoy the characters though. I can't say I would complain if I were in his shoes.

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  • ObioneJZ
  • 05-04-22

Great fun story

Something different for this genre
great fun characters with a nice legacy twist.
Really enjoyed this peice of work.