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Publisher's Summary

As they fight a war of good and evil in our world, the Fairy Tales need a protector.

All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. You never know, right?

My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends.

Now, I am that protector.

It's a tough job, but it's everything I've ever dreamed of. Even more so when Red and some of the other ladies show interest in me in more ways than just my ability to wield a magic blade.

Note: It gets saucy. We have fun on the streets and even more in the sheets, so you might not want to hear my tale if sexy fun scares you more than witches and ghouls. If you're a fan of Once Upon a Time or Fables/Wolf Among Us but also enjoy harem and the spice of life, this book's for you.

©2018 Double Down Press (P)2019 Podium Publishing

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Sex obsessed author

Seems like most or all of his books revolve around sex. Wish he'd just write smut instead of clogging up sci-fi fantasy genres with garbage.

On the bright side, the first chapters are sexual so you know what you are in for, rather than trying to deceive the reader about what you're in for.

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I couldn’t get past the manipulative and hostile bull that the “myths” pulled all the time and I gave up on this... I’m one for some seductive stuck but being told they would kill you and manipulated your emotions through touch and then get mad as if he did something was my last straw.

Story could have been a winner if not for the women manipulative the hero bull that comes from so much of these harem if you could call it that books .... not my cup of tea at all

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The author REALLY needs to expand his vocabulary

The actual meat of the story isn't bad. While I normally don't gravitate towards "harem" books, I've read a few and usually that aspect of the story telling is usually done with a lot more class than what Jamie Hawke has done with this book. To the author, if you read this, PLEASE expand your vocabulary. I promise you, the words "cock" and "pussy" are not the only two words for those body parts. The way the narrator is forced to use these words makes him sound like a "bro" talking about his last sexual encounter rather than trying to allure the reader/listener into immersing themselves in what's going on.

That in combination with the fact that they use the word "normies" tells me that Jamie Hawke is an 8chan surfing neckbeard who thinks that women are Pokémon and he's just there to "catch'em all."

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Grimm's X-Rated Fairy Tale

An interesting take on real world interaction with Grimm-style story characters. It kind of had hints of American Gods' presentation of mythological creatures in modern society mixed with with a level-up mechanic from a fantasy RPG video game. Also, there is an abundance of sex. The setup for the sex scenes was a bit rough and, in some cases, seemed forced. The narration was great with clear differences between the voices of the different characters.

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Original and Hot as Hell

Jamie Hawke really blew me away here. I didn't know what to expect when I picked this up. The premise sounded crazy to be honest. I fired it up making a long late night drive and it really got the hooks in me man. The action is good and the story is original and interesting, it has plenty of hot sex scenes that really deliver. One of my favorite things on Audible right now.

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Consistent Jamie Hawke book

Protagonist: Check
Harem of hotties: Check
Lot of pussy references: Buffer overflow error.

Really enjoyed Teddy Hamilton’s performance as well.

Would have liked more introspection on the classes and the growth tree. Or a slightly clearer essence gathering mechanism.

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no story

just a idiot nerd having relations with mythological hookers. if the erotica was better it could have been 2 stars.

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Great premise. lacking details

this story needs more character development. the sex parts are fine but it cannot replace the female development as a character. It is not just female leads I still do not understand the villains motives. this story needs more added to it.

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Decent

Apart from the main character being a useless moron it's a great idea and decent execution. Worth checking out if you can spare the credit.

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Fun but very unrealistic!

3.5 Stars for me.

This is definitely a book written for guys that fantasize about getting multiple women with no effort or blowback.

If you don't take the story seriously, it is pretty entertaining. I started skipping some of the sex scenes as he was super-human and could bring several women one right after the other to orgasm before having his own. Total fantasy.

Going through all of the fairytale characters was fun.

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  • Mr A Baker
  • 10-06-21

Shame about only one Voice actor & MC Mr Dick out!

Im sure he has a name but his most memorable trait is dick flashing so Mr Dick out it is. A story trying to be carried by tits a dick and a lot of suggestiveness and only one voice actor who you guessed it is a guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean why even bother with this type of story without a suggestive voice for the ladies that's all this would have had going for it though its poor on anything which is not lithe. Not a terrible setup which is where the Story star comes from but execution is poor and everything is so focused on Mr Dick out and he really isn't that interesting obviously a template for the reader to project on but he doesn't even do that well enough as he is to scatter brained at least for me. Yet another of the free audio's that I'm trying that still seems very expensive!

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  • AudiobookDevotee
  • 09-09-21

It's a shame there wasn't more plot

This book has too much smut even for a harem story and it is just written weirdly as well as being a bit crass. The characters are going at it so much that it can be diffficult keeping track of the plot. The protagonist meets a woman and within hours (story time, not audiobook time) she goes from shy to the following quote before they ride a motorbike into an enemy base:

"She grabbed my hand, moved it to her crotch and said "In case we get shot, I want to feel that with my last breath.""

Then we get to:

"I barely know you but in my mind we've already fucked at least a dozen times."

And the entire story only covers a few days! It could be argued as being very, very sex positive but really the main character is just a bit of a Gary Stu.

Then there is the levelling system whereby people in the real world who discover myths/legends can apparently choose a class and "level up" by defeating enemies. This is why the book is tagged as LitRPG but it was so bizarre that I think what little plot there is would be better without it.

The language is uninspired too. Cock and pussy are used almost exclusively and get very repetitive, very quickly. I'm guessing this was self published.

From a narration standpoint, 1x sounds unnatural. I think the book recording was slowed down to boost the runtime before it was added to the Plus Catalogue. I usually listen at roughly normal speed but on this I found 1.5x to be about the right mark for the book to sound natural.

Then there is a preview of the next book at the end and that is 45 minutes!! So rather than a 7 hour book you get 6 hours which at a decent speed is nearer 4. And at the end point we haven't reached a proper ending at all, no victory, no final task just a step into the next book.

Luckily this was free otherwise I'd be returning it. It's a shame because if the plot had been explored a bit more there were some potentially good ideas in here.

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  • Pascal Blomquist
  • 03-02-22

Mediocre story, unnecessarily crude

Interesting concept, but the execution didn't grip me. The erotic stuff didn't really add anything and was more of a crude distraction than something that fit the story. Better stories of this kind exists here.

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  • Big T
  • 12-19-21

Had potential to be good but wasn't

Really disappointed with this. There was real potential for a great story but the writer just seemed to want to focus on the main character emptying his balls.

Now I'm no prude and enjoy a good sex scene but this seems to he the main focus and just gets boring, repetitive and just distracts from the actual story.

I am glad it was free but won't be bothering with anymore in the series.

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  • Wolfie Allen
  • 12-19-21

you call that a story??

a poorly written hump fest with vague story line linking the sex scenes together. Really unimpressed