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Not so Politically Correct
- A Collection of Laughs, Inspirations, Favorite E-Mails, and Great Stories
- Narrated by: Kate Marcin
- Length: 3 hrs and 45 mins
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Martha Howald grew up on a farm, and she loved spending time with her dad. Even when he was loading manure onto a spreader, there she'd be with a little pitchfork, doing her part to clean up the mess from the cows and hogs.
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