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Oni Umeshu Mojito
- A GameLit Urban Fantasy (High Table Hijinks, Book 4)
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Dansare Marks
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The world is saved and threatened again. No secrets are safe. One vacation muddled with mint, please.
Marcus Bola and the Wild Hunt saved Egypt from itself and stopped a threat that no one had seen coming, just in time to be thrust into a deity-ordered lockdown. So, when the chance came to go on vacation? They were in their cosplay and letting loose in the Land of the Rising Sun before anyone could change their mind.
Old friends pop in to say hello, just as all hell breaks loose. Someone’s shedding light on things they shouldn't, and the clock is ticking. An organization from the shadows threatens the country—the world itself—and that's not even the worst part.
Myths and legends have become a target; their tales may be erased.
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- A Murphy
- 05-21-22
Marcus’s awesome Japanese vacation
Marcus, Arden, and Cassia are off to Japan. This should be an amazing trip for the anime loving ladies! Japan has a very rich history of mythological beings. What could possibly go wrong? Marcus just wants a vacation.
This has been a awesome awesome series to develop new characters. More importantly, this book does a lot of set up work for the next story arc. Without getting spoilery, an antagonist of the story is really complicated. You feel for the character, but certainly not their methods. I’m very interested to see where this goes!
Content warning: Language.
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- Ben
- 05-17-22
Chris John's is awesome!
I seriously love this author's work! these stories are so fun and to see his world coming to fruition has been awesome! looking forward to the next book! can't wait!
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- D McGraw
- 06-22-22
Good story
Well done. Well narrated. will be looking forward to the next from this author. You should buy this book.
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- Josh Noneya
- 06-18-22
I love this series!
if you've enjoyed the series so far then you'll definitely enjoy this book as well!
great narration!
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- Elias Dantas
- 06-13-22
Tremendous entertainment
Great story, awesome narration.
We continue to have realty good character development, combined with the expansion of the wider world where Chris John's stories take place.
Really looking forward to what's next
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- Charles Longstaff
- 06-13-22
Better and better!
The story gets better and better with every entry in the series! John takes us deeper into the rabbit hole and the universe this series resides in gets a little larger. The narrators have done great work as usual as well. Can't wait for the next one!
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- tyler dempsey
- 05-18-22
another great one.
man, Chris Johns, another great book in the annals of history. you're on fire, my dude. what a ride. im loving how everything is interconnected. keep the fire going, my dude, we're rooting for you.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-18-22
Great book
Chris continues to entertain but can't believe how much one of my fav characters have changed. I look forward to the next one.