• P.S. Never in a Million Years

  • Cupid in the City, Book 1
  • By: J. S. Cooper
  • Narrated by: Laurie West
  • Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (45 ratings)

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P.S. Never in a Million Years

By: J. S. Cooper
Narrated by: Laurie West
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Publisher's Summary

To My New Boss,

You are an asshole. Maybe I will even call you a boss hole. We’ve never even officially met because you sent your executive assistant to give me a list of “to-dos” because you’re worried all of your lower assistants will “fall for you and make a pass”. You could only wish I would make a pass. You would be so lucky as to even catch a glimpse of my fine ass. In fact, why don’t kiss it instead, jerk.

Also, no I’m not taking a vocabulary or algebra test. Just because you’re the CEO doesn’t give you the right to be pompous and arrogant. And frankly I saw that photo of you in the newspaper last year; are you cousins with the yeti? Not a good look.

You can keep your $25 an hour. My self-respect is worth more than that. And no I’m not interested in any of your other offers.

Marcia “I have self-respect” Lucas

P.S. Never in a Million Years

I never intended to actually send the email. I’m not crazy. It was just a way to vent. I actually did need the money way too much to go off on my boss. Only when I went into office the next day, there was a note on my desk. It read, “A million years is up. See me in my office.”

My dad was right, my mouth would eventually get me into trouble. Only he had no idea just had bad the trouble was going to be.

©2022 J. S. Cooper (P)2022 J. S. Cooper

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Marcia and Finn

This is a story that you will not want to stop listening. Marcia is over the top, Finn is handsome and piece of work. Together there is explosive banter, amazing chemistry and side hurting laughter that pulls you in minute after minute

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

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I really wanted to like it

I really really wanted to like this book but it was hard to enjoy fully. Marcia is just so immature and ignorant for her age.
And for as strict as the No fraternization rule is, Finn seemed to like her from the very beginning and want to cross the line the whole time

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Didn't make it to 10 minutes

Cringe worthy. Juvenile. Tried to force myself to listen for at least 10 minutes but couldn't make it.

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Fun and entertaining

A fun and lighthearted story. I was consumed from beginning to end. I loved the characters, the banter and steamy chemistry. It’s enjoyable and entertaining read. Looking forward to reading more.

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Great start to a new series!

Your can Never go wrong with a J.S. Cooper series, and this is a great start to a new series.
Standalone with no Cliffhangers.
Marcia needs a job Any job, even a job she will hate. She just needs to pay her bills until she can make her dream come true. Oh and she has to get this man who keeps popping up everywhere to leave her alone.
This is a fun love story with lots of great banter.
Laurie did a great job on the narration.

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  • 03-07-22

Love!

Marcia has been burned in the past so she's really not looking for a new man but green eyes sure is persistent. Her friend gives her a great idea to get her feelings out by writing them in an email but somehow she ends up sending the message. It was a great story following along as Marcia opens her heart up again.

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Highly recommend this book.

The relationship between Finn and Marcie had me
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The narrator has done a brilliant job of bring the characters
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There’s plenty of banter and steam between the characters
So if you want a good laugh I highly recommend this book.
I voluntarily reviewed a copy of this book.

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Fun and Sexy

loved the book. fun and sexy. The banter between Finn and Marcia is witty throughout their interactions.
Enjoyed the narration by Laurie West

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Amazing!!

You can’t stop listening! This is a great book and definitely well written! A MUST LISTEN!

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  • Aga84
  • 07-17-22

dissappointing

the story description sounded promising
but execution was awful - the female lead was annoying and keeps saying "excuse me", the banter feels wooden and. just not right and OMG the narrator is rubbish, wasted credit!!!

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  • Stacey
  • 02-28-22

Good Story

Enjoyed the story, the narrator was really good. She was able to do different accents. Can't wait to listen to the next book.

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  • redmomo
  • 02-26-22

Good

It was nice listening to it she narrated it well it would have been wonderful if there was a male narrator for the male part x x

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  • book.goddess
  • 04-09-22

Cringeworthy - DNF

If I could give no stars, I would. Childlike and cringeworthy. Felt like I was reading something by a third grader, whispering about the boy in third row.