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Pottymouth and Stoopid
- Narrated by: Scott Connolly
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
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Best-selling author James Patterson's best book for boys in years! Tired of being bullied, middle school underdogs "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" finally fight back with the power of funny.
David and his best friend, Michael, were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool, when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names - and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true.
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- Mike
- 03-23-19
Pottymouth and stoopid
I liked it because it talks about word bullying.12 YEARS.thatse a while.But they made it through.And also well ends well.flufernukle;-) !
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- Nita Desmond
- 10-23-19
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⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌠 I love it! I love a lot oof the book, especially when Pottymouth ' parents were introduced.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-26-19
Amazing
This book can relate to real life
I love it Love love love love love
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- Beka B.
- 12-27-19
9 trillion stars
My 9 year old says "I wish I could give this 9 trillion stars! It was that good!"
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- Lisa Giordano
- 03-07-19
Just for fun. Great bye the way😎😎😎😀😀😯
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- Madeline Beauchamp
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Its very inopropite and rude it has bad things😠
I couldn't finish up it it was very inopropite and very rude with bad things
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- Brandi Rose
- 03-30-22
It was fluffernuckiling amazing.
Noice good amazing great cool. But seriously it was a great book. Oh yeah:) great book.
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- Jill Davis
- 01-04-22
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