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Razor Girl
- A Novel
- Narrated by: John Rubinstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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The new full-tilt, unstoppably hilarious and entertaining novel from the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Bad Monkey.
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"Carl Hiaasen’s irresistible Razor Girl meets his usual sky-high standards for elegance, craziness and mike-drop humor. But this election-year novel is exceptionally timely, too. . . . [A] wonderfully overstocked book." (The New York Times)
"Raucous.... It’s a classic Hiaasen setup, and Razor Girl delivers on it with seasoned, professional ease. The dialogue somehow sounds believable even at its most deadpan hilarious, and the multi-pronged satire—of Florida, corrupt cops, bumbling criminals, and, most exquisitely, the entertainment industry - is gentle but merciless." (The Washington Post)
"One of the wildest, funniest Hiaasen novels yet." (The Daily News)
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- green ice cream garden
- 09-19-16
Best book this year!
If you like Hiaasen or liked Bad Monkey - Stop reading reviews and just read the book. This is written for those with a dark sense of humor and a guilty pleasure for the news of the weird (or what we here in South Florida refer to as the 6:00 local news). Hiaasen hits it out of the ball park again with an insane bunch of characters, each equal parts loathsome and loveable. It was a delight to have Yancy, our hero from Bad Monkey, back. The star of the show though is Merry. The two of them - him trying to salvage his police career and her penchant for petty crime - would make a great series, but that’s wishful thinking. Like his other books, this isn't just a wild crime novel, it's a hidden editorial on popular culture and environmental stewardship or lack thereof. What I love about Hiaasen though is that I'm not gagging on an op-ed piece disguised as fiction but instead thoroughly loving a well-written, imaginative tale of crime and mayhem with some observations and history mixed in. What amazes me most is that even though he has a style and niche, Hiaasen always surprises.
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- arleneshapiro21
- 09-15-16
finally
Hiassen is back in top form. And it's embarrassing to walk down the street and burst out laughing, for no apparent reason.
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- Ed
- 10-26-16
Another winner from Hiaasen
If you like Hiaasen's usual cast of hyperbolic and quirky characters you will like his most recent offering. Enough said.
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- kathryn etchison
- 09-13-16
Still funny, not his best
Still making you laugh (but I miss Skink), Hiaasen's latest book is a bit disjointed and a little too frenetic for easy enjoyment...at least, that's how it struck me. It may have been the narrator, who was so raucous in most of his characterizations that I began to dislike all the characters except Yancy. I may have to read the print version to get an accurate impression of the book itself; to me this indicates a mis-match of book and narrator. I have read or listened to all of Hiassen's books; I wouldn't put this book or its narrator in the top 3. Still, it's Hiaasen!
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- SuezqRN
- 04-11-17
Awful
I typically love Hiaasen stories, I usually laugh out loud when listening to them. I probably would have loved this one too, but the narrators voice and voices of characters he performed were so awful I couldn't tolerate more than a few chapters.
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- Mark B.
- 10-06-16
Just an 'averagely' ok Hiassen book
Hiassen has no twists or surprises in this book. Same ole humor, only less so, unfortunately. The readers voice for females is absolutely horrible. He makes them all sound the same, like breathless uneducated floozies. It really takes away from the story because Hiassen usually has some strong female characters. The reader does do a great redneck voice, but it is not enough to make up for the absolutely terrible female voice he uses. If I had it to do again I'd save my money and time; pick another book.
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- Ray
- 09-13-16
Vintage Hiaasen
Carl Hiaasen has done it again. Improbable characters made believable and uproariously funny. John Rubinstein is, as usual, the consummate narrator.
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- barbara
- 09-10-16
Loved this
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A delightful and hilarious romp. The narrator was EXCELLENT. Was sad when it ended, and will look for other Hiaasen novels.
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- Merna M. Ward
- 09-11-16
Fabulous Florida
I have always enjoyed Carl Hiasson's novels and this one is a treasure, very contemporary and timely story with several entertaining plot lines as well as bringing in a few characters from his last work, "Bad Monkey".
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- U St
- 09-09-16
Love this new book !!!
I think this is one of the best !!! Many laughs and interesting suspense I hope Carl Hiaasen never stops writing it blows my mind how he comes up with it and not once did I think that was silly......it's all so plausible
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