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Rules of Engagement

By: J.T. Geissinger
Narrated by: Sebastian York,Andi Arndt
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Publisher's Summary

They’re a match made in hell.

Maddie McRae earns her living helping other people fall in love. Dubbed the Wedding Whisperer due to her success getting couples down the aisle, the sweet Southern belle knows the foundation of wedded bliss is built on similarities. Opposites might attract, but they don't stay together.

Enter Mason Spark.

Rude, arrogant, and notoriously allergic to monogamy, the hottest quarterback in the NFL is Maddie's polar opposite. He's also her new client. Her gorgeous, infuriating new client who's paying her an outrageous sum of money to find him a fake wife. With his multi-million-dollar contract at risk due to his bad behavior on and off the field, Mason is willing to pretend to settle down.

But when he starts to fall for the adorkable matchmaker who can't stand him, the playboy finds himself in the game of his life to keep something he never thought he'd lose...

His heart.

©2020 J.T. Geissinger Inc. (P)2022 J.T. Geissinger Inc.
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Romance

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J. T. Geissinger amazing as always

Wow. The book is so perfect and J. T. always picks the best narrators. Wasn't sure she could write one better than her Queens and Monsters series especially the last one with Spider in Brutal Vows but she exceeded those with Rules of Engagment. I so love that she always has such strong women are such perfect matches for the strong men. Also, as usual, her knowledge of locations is outstanding.
Her witty banter is just so very clever. I've listened to her books multiple times and will probably start over today with the beautifully cruel series ending back here in the next few days because I can't wait to listen to it again. There are always little snarky remarks that I missed the first time that make me laugh out loud.
And finally, thank you for the extraordinay narrators. Sebastian York and Andi Arndt delicious
Troy Durrand and Marnye Young so so Good along with the others.

I have listened to over 250 books in the last 18 months and some make me want to throw my new IPAD against the wall and are at the bottom of my list of books, her's are always at the very top.

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Disappointed

I love all this authors books so I feel bad that this won’t be a positive review. The characters didn’t get together until hour 6 and then just for a minute. I almost gave up. It became tedious and repetitive. The heroine was silly. Usually JT writes exciting insta love with fantastic banter. Not sure what happen here

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Amazing story!

Omg this was the cutest book ever and it was made so much better by the extremely talented Sabastian and Andi, they truly made the story that much better. I have to say, I love J.T’s books and I was a little surprised how vanilla this book was. I’m used to her twists and turns and more PG 13 rating, but the this was pure contemporary Romance, which isn’t a bad thing, just surprising. I definitely recommend this book to you cause it will have you laugh and swoon and you definitely get an HEA.

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I don’t recall laughing so much in a while

This story is really light and entertaining. Sebastian York and Andi Arndt as usual deliver a awesome performance. Recommend this book it will light up your day.

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I love this story 💜
Love sparky & pink’s live story. Wish there was book 2 of this!

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Feel good hea that will make you grin

So precious and I snorted from their witty banter - I adored this book- great story and excellent narrators

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LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!

OMG!!! This is so far the best audiobook I have listened to. it's funny and cute. Just amazing! I wish all audiobooks are done this way... All the male voices done by the male narrator and all the female voices done by the female narrator. As usual, my favourite duo- Sebastian York and Andi Arndt did a perfect job.

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Great narrators

This is the first book I have listened to where narrators alternated dialogue in the same scene. Great love story.

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🌻An enjoyable, relaxing listen🌻

🌻🌻🌻🌻V from Kansas 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻

This was an easy rom com like romance. There was not an emotional roller coaster, to ride, and every conflict resolved very neatly; perhaps too neatly.
However, sometimes this type of book would the perfect reprieve, after a book that has a listener bawling during the majority of a book.

That being said, don’t expect to experience a great literary work of art, this is not that. It’s not deep, it’s mostly light and amusing with very little angst.

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Disappointing and predictable

Unlike the last series, This book was cute and sweet like every other romance novel out there. So disappointed that it had none of the heat, thrills, or original characters that J.TG. has written before. If your looking for a sappy love story that you have heard 100 times before then this is for you. She has much better books worth the credit.

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  • 11-05-22

Loved it!

Having just read a very dark MC romance I was looking for something lighter and this hit the button. It was perfect.

I love this author. She writes perfect grumpy/sunshine and the banter was wonderful! I also really enjoyed the side characters with the sprinkle of magic!

The #duetnarration was excellent with the great duo #sebastianyork and #andiarndt 

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  • Book addict
  • 10-30-22

Easy listen

This was an easy enjoyable listen, but didn’t grab me by the heart and not particularly memorable.

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  • Ioana
  • 10-22-22

Good, easy chill out book

Easy to listen rom com. Funny banter and snark galore, low level angst and drama. It was perfect for a very tired and overworked brain. A bit cheesy/mushy at the end but I can live with that.

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  • Suzy GM
  • 10-21-22

Another fabulous read!

Excellently narrated by Andi Ardnt and Sabastian York. Another great book no need to say more.

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  • MeagsK
  • 10-27-22

Definitely worth a listen

A love story that you can see coming but it is unique and has lots of great little sections and funny moments. I really enjoyed this book.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 10-16-22

Simply Lovely

Duet narration was excellent, but what else would you expect from Mr York and Ms Arndt. A lovely story with a few surprises I didn't see coming and some laugh out loud moments. One for those who love romance, a grumpy protagonist and a HEA

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  • Julie
  • 10-10-22

Loved it!

This was quirky and had me laughing out loud multiple times. This author has not disappointed me ever. And you can’t go wrong with this narrator combo ❤️
I thoroughly enjoyed this book.