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Shit, Actually
- The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema
- Narrated by: Lindy West
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Arts & Entertainment, Entertainment & Performing Arts
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Publisher's Summary
Your favorite movies, rewatched.
New York Times opinion writer and best-selling author Lindy West was once the in-house movie critic for Seattle's alternative newsweekly The Stranger, where she covered film with brutal honesty and giddy irreverence. In Shit, Actually, Lindy returns to those roots, reexamining beloved and iconic movies from the past 40 years with an eye toward the big questions of our time: Is Twilight the horniest movie in history? Why do the zebras in The Lion King trust Mufasa - who is a lion - to look out for their best interests? Why did anyone bother making any more movies after The Fugitive achieved perfection? And, my god, why don't any of the women in Love, Actually ever f--king talk?
From Forrest Gump, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, and Bad Boys II, to Face/Off, Top Gun, and The Notebook, Lindy combines her razor-sharp wit and trademark humor with a genuine adoration for nostalgic trash to shed new critical light on some of our defining cultural touchstones - the stories we've long been telling ourselves about who we are. At once outrageously funny and piercingly incisive, Shit, Actually reminds us to pause and ask, "How does this movie hold up?", all while teaching us how to laugh at the things we love without ever letting them or ourselves off the hook.
Shit, Actually is a love letter and a breakup note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.
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- Katie Cutler
- 10-20-20
Lindy West: Human Chef’s-Kiss
Lindy West consistently writes and performs her own books so well I always listen to them at least three times through and this one is no exception. As soon as I saw this was released I didn’t even listen to a sample, I just snatched it up in a panic—as if it could somehow be sold out on audible? Listen to this book. Then listen to the other ones. Then go watch Shrill. You won’t be sorry
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- Markus Bröcker
- 12-06-20
meh
this is, at best, a series of Blogposts but criticisms if movies. the book retells each movie with jokes interspersed every two or three sentences. it wasn't very good, insightful or funny.
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- R. Squyres
- 02-27-21
How Woke
Buy the book, and you too can be watching movies with the worlds most annoying person
It’s like having a friends friend over who just won’t go away. Ms. West is the person your friend promises is going to be “so much fun” because they love movies. But when they get to the house and the movie comes on, they start talking and you realize you’ve made a big mistake.
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–Oh so Woke (truly, we are asked to be impressed with how woke she is)
The left will praise it. The right will hate it. You’ll learn nothing about movies.
The book is little more than a series of random blog posts that seek to rethink movies from the past. Like saying, “Hey, you like Honey I Shrunk the Kids? Let me show you how backward you are.”
West explains to us poor unenlightened souls that it's okay to like old movies that are politically out of date (because women are sometimes depicted as housewifes... gasp) so long as we are able to see the error of our ways and progress past them.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-01-21
Hilarious! 11 out of 10 DVDs of The Fugitive
Lindy West is a comedy genius (and no, I am not exaggerating). I love her unapologetic sense of humor; I hope she comes out with a follow up book of more movie reviews sooner rather than later!
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- Gina LaRose
- 12-30-20
Hurt my face
After 10 months of crippling pandemic sadness and clinical despair, I broke my atrophied smile muscles listening to Lindy read this masterpiece. I want to be her best friend, but there’s probably a line.
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- Kessley Chan
- 12-10-20
The Quarantine Book You Didn’t Know You Needed
Lindy West is my favorite writer. If you’re a fan of her work (Shrill, The Witches Are Coming), you don’t even need to read this review. Just buy it and let it bring you the joy you know you need.
Shit, Actually is a collection of essays commenting on a variety of movies from Honey, I Shrunk The Kids to Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Prior to reading each chapter, I watched every movie. Lindy knows these movies aren’t perfect, but her whip-smart commentary will have you laughing the entire time. At certain points, I ended up thinking about what Lindy would say while watching the movie...especially for the movies I didn’t even like! When there is everything on TV with nothing to watch, this book gave me purpose. Thank you Lindy for this gift during quarantine. I loved our little movie club.
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- Pezzilla
- 02-26-21
Politics, actually...
...so the title is accurate, at least. Truly the most honest label ever put on a book. Brave and stunning.
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- Michelle M
- 01-17-21
Hilarious!
Lindy West is HILARIOUS. Her summaries of the plots of various movies made me laugh out loud SO many times. I love how she navigates the space of loving a problematic movie by making fun of how problematic it is by today's standards. And just making fun of plot holes and general logical fallacies of many popular movies. I also may be convinced to watch The Fugitive.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-30-20
Laugh out loud - SO MUCH FUN!
I love movie recaps and this was exactly what I was looking for at a time I am watching more movies than ever. Even if you haven’t seen some of these movies, you’ll want to after hearing Lindy’s take. I’m so excited for even those new to Lindy’s work to laugh out loud at her hilarious writing. Well done, Lindy! Just the book we needed!
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- Jaime Govier
- 12-28-20
Hilarious is not a strong enough word
I love Lindy West for so many reasons. But this took it to new heights. I found myself literally laughing out loud...in the grocery store...in front of Denis Rodman (no joke). During this pandemic, I was in desperate need for some belly laughs. She delivered. Enjoy!
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