• Succubus Christmas Special

  • By: A.J. Markam
  • Narrated by: Iggy Toma
  • Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (356 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Especially if your girlfriend is a succubus.

In this irreverent take on the holidays, Ian gets a new quest in a virtual reality video game: kill a monstrous villain named Sinter Klaws. (And no, he is NOT a jolly old elf.)

Join Ian, his succubus Alaria, and his imp Stig as they journey through a winter wonderland full of killer reindeer, lecherous elves, and the worst mall Santa in the history of the world.

This is a stand-alone story in the Succubus universe. No need to listen to the previous books.

Warning: This book is on Santa's naughty list! If you’re an old granny lady who’s going to clutch your pearls every time somebody gets naked - or if you’re a Bible-thumper who gets irate over irreverent treatment of the New Testament - this book is not for you. This is a short story featuring naked women, threesomes, demons, warlocks, violence, profanity, and religious parodies.

©2018 A.J. Markam (P)2019 Podium Publishing

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Say my name b**ch! A porny, Xmas, litRPG short

Well, that was crass, juvenile, mouthy, and silly. And, I enjoyed it enough to wishlist book 1. Go figure. Offering this for free in Audible Plus was genius because I would never have given this a try otherwise.

It’s campy and vampy, corny and porny, funny and punny. If you found the humor in American Pie and Big Trouble in Little China, can forgive raunchy X-mas satire, like comedic erotica, and are down for an
F-bomb laced litRPG novella that never takes itself seriously… then this holiday novella is for you.

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Nice little history

Good parody of Christmas. as well always good sex scenes and thoughtful battles and quests. never repeating something or taking from other books.

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If your having a bad day this book can help

Found this book on sale thought I’d give it a try jumped into the series. You can read this book without knowing anything about the other books. It was a fun short story that wasn’t too freaky Dicky. It made you laugh don’t take it too seriously. Or you might get gangbanged by the Keebler elves

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Great as Always!

This book was great as always! I love the series and hope to see more in the future.

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Very enjoyable as always.

Pros: Stig rules! Bitch.
Cons: Halting the story to explain what the reader should know by now.

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Iggy Toma Rocks!

Iggy Toma is one of the greatest narrators around. I was howling with laughing listening to this which would have been fine had it not been 5.30 am (My neighbours must hate me!)
This is the first A.J. Markam book that I've listened to, I'm sure I would have liked it just as much had I read this myself, but Iggy's awesome performance tips it over the edge. I will definitely listen to the rest in this series, it would be rude not to!

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Not his best work

I couldn't finish the book. Too much bickering and fighting about the crappy Christmas story.

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I listened, I laughed, I left.

Over all funny and entertaining, the performer could maybe double check his recording and edit a bit more some parts were choppy.

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Fun Guy Story!

3.5 Stars for me!

My rating range of this story... 3.5 -
If significant, why?

Main Character Ratings...
H = 8/10
h =

Narrator Rating(s)
M = 9/10
F = n/a
If below 5/10,why?

Was cheating involved? No
Any major triggers to be aware of? Hard core Christians with no sense of humor won't like the story. A take off the birth of Jesus.

If Comedy... Type? Funny to silly
Genuinely Funny
Cringe Inducing
Just No!

Angst Level? None
Light, Moderate, Heavy or Please Stop


Scenes with heat... Yes
What point does it start? 65%
How much of the story? 10%
Anything beyond M/F? Yes
If yes, explained F/F & M/F/F

Heat Rating... 8/10
Clean or Fade to Black - 1 or 2
Normal to Descriptive 3-5
Detailed Descriptive Sex - 6-7
Um, Wow, Beyond Descriptive Sex - 8 or above

Was there so much sex or unrealistic sex that you rolled your eyes and/or skipped forward? No

The back story... A game tester for a gaming company accidentally sent the H through a portal where he is actually in the game... and the hot female creatures love him. In this new game, it is a take-off of the birth of Jesus (note: I am a Christian and found this quite amusing but then again, I love South Park).

The Romance... None

The drama explosion... The battle with Cinterclaus!
Did it feel Real, OK or contrived? Fun
Was it OTT? If course
Separation involved? n/a
Was it resolved properly or rushed? Fun

Final Notes... This was a silly/fun story with a bit of heat and a demented Santa! 3 hours of man humor and a bit of sex.

HEA or HFN? N/A

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Loved it

Spicy, funny, and a little bit of awww. Liked the characters . Storyline was fun and it was read delightfully.

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  • jack cf
  • 12-17-21

Festive Funny Raunchy

This was good fun to listen too. It fits well as a standalone. There is enough description to give a broad understanding of backstory without getting too much into it, and without leaving me confused with lack of important details. I'll keep the main series in mind for purchase.
Plenty of comedy, some introduction of stakes to keep me casually invested in the story, and the mature parts were fun.

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  • Anthony
  • 12-02-20

great story

loved it, great story for a special .5 book would listen to more quick stories like this again.

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