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T2 Trainspotting
- Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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Publisher's Summary
T2 Trainspotting was previously published as Porno.
Now a major film directed by Danny Boyle reuniting the cast of Trainspotting.
Years on from Trainspotting Sick Boy is back in Edinburgh after a long spell in London. Having failed spectacularly as a hustler, pimp, husband, father and businessman, Sick Boy taps into an opportunity which to him represents one last throw of the dice. However, to realise his ambitions within the Adult industries, Sick Boy must team up with old pal and fellow exile Mark Renton. Still scheming, still scamming, Sick Boy and Renton soon find out that they have unresolved issues to address concerning the unhinged Begbie, the troubled, drug-addled Spud, but, most of all, with each other.
Critic Reviews
"Welsh has an uncanny talent for dialogue, and his writing is often diamond sharp." (Publishers Weekly)
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- Blake
- 04-29-15
More skagboy fun, less depth than Trainspotting
What did you love best about Porno?
Spending more time in the minds of the skagboys is fun, but this work seems to lack the insight and depth that made Welsh's earlier work blossom. It felt like the attention shifted greatly from some of the complex and three dimensional characters, to some of the flat, less contemplative characters. Perhaps I just enjoyed Mark Renton's outspoken philosophical rants, but he is more on the periphery of this work.
What does Tam Dean Burn bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Tam Dean Burn does an amazing job. I enjoy his delivery, and believe it really helps, as I sometimes am able to gather the context/ meaning of the heavy dialect/ slang. I'm looking forward to hearing more of his work with Irvine Welsh.
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Daniel "Spud" Murphy's introspection and attempt to make something of his life are both heartfelt, and sad, as he begins to reflect on his life, and move forward.
Any additional comments?
This is in regards solely to the audiobook platform, but there was a huge decline in quality.
1) It seems like this book is only available in an abridged form (although I'm not sure how much was altered).
2) The recording itself also had some glaring issues. It was more muffled than Trainspotting, and I found myself having to turn the volume up more to try and listen clearly. Also there was distracting background noise throughout, (someone else in an office, possibly?).
3) The chapters were not properly edited, so 1-2 seconds are abruptly chopped off at the end of each chapter, sometimes mid-sentence.
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- Dana LaCroix
- 04-13-22
...where's the rest of it??!?
Being one of the best installments in this fantastic 5 book series I was disappointed with how much was missing. Whole sections of chapters and dialogue including key story points. The whole thing seemed rushed from start to finish.
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- Patti
- 10-12-16
Terrible editing
Have you listened to any of Tam Dean Burn’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Tam Dean Burn's narration and the editing of Trainspotting and Skagboys was awesome. I expected the same from Porno. Burn's performance was probably amazing again but the sound quality was below par, the narration speed was too fast, and the overall editing was so poor that if I had picked this book as my first experience with him, I wouldn't have listened to anything else he did. A shame really.
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 01-13-20
Good, not great
T2 is good but it's missing the magic and depth of the original book and both of the movies. Narrator Tam Dean Burn couldn't have been better. His performances were flawless.
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- Ian Lippincott
- 05-15-19
Danny Boyle saved Irvine Welsh's story
poorly-paced but mildly entertaining. Danny Boyle did Welsh a huge favor by restructuring this aimless calamity into an actual sequel, with addictive weavings of several sub-plots that culminate in a grand finale.
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- Heidi M. Blackwell
- 02-09-17
Cuts are jumpy
Transitions into new chapters are abrupt and jumpy. Might make you think that something has skipped. Love the narration, though!
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- Colin
- 08-05-15
Enjoyed this syory
Very good author. Very good characters. Well worth the money in my opinion. The narrator is very good too .
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- MR DAVID ARSHADI
- 08-14-16
Where's the unabridged version?
I'd have happily paid more for a longer unabridged version of this. This felt rushed and incomplete. The perfomance was excellent but the sound editing was diabolical.
On to Skagboys next
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- Mark
- 02-17-06
Great fun, leaves you hanging... wanting more
Fantastic build up, my only nagging problem is the background plot seems like a re-run. Like return of the jedi to star wars. You know what I mean when you've heard it. Still well worth a look, great end leaves you wanting to know what happens to them next. Narrator is great, lots of passion. I also love it when male narrators have to speak from the point of view of a women... brings out the imature lad inside of me!
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- sean mackay
- 04-15-19
bad
it is not the same as the book,the chapters are not the same in the book
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- Lady V
- 03-08-18
Too hurried and shallow.
The sound quality is not up to the same standard as Skagboys or Trainspotting, though TDB is as great as ever. I'm not sure if this was a bad novel or it just seems that way because it's abridged (in spite of what it says on the cover), but there was no depth to the story or characters and the editing resulted in a hurried and flustered narration.
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- M Irwin
- 08-28-17
Wish T2 had followed the same story!
Fantastic 3 rd part of the story. Just wish the film adaptation could of been closer to the book
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- Lewis
- 01-24-17
Great Book Ruined By Terrible Audio and Editing
What disappointed you about T2 Trainspotting?
This is an awful quality audio book. I gave up after an hour as the sound quality makes it sound like its been recorded on a nokia 3310 in a public toilet. The story was good just unlistenable.
Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Tam Dean Burn?
N/A Audio was too bad to be able to tell.
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- Steve clark
- 12-02-21
wow what a listen
great book. a wee bit slow to start but soon picks up pace and is just as much fun as the original.
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- Dave lyons
- 09-24-20
Disappointed
This was very disappointing compared to previous audible additions of this story abridged to 6 hours while other languages get the full book totally unacceptable feel like I’ve been short changed
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-03-20
abridged
could have done with an unabridged version. for this reason I am only giving it 2 stars
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- Nory S.
- 10-15-16
Not as good as it's predecessor
Poor quality recording on my version. Book is good buy fails to reach the heights (depths) of trainspotting
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