• The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

  • By: Babylon Bee
  • Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
  • Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (62 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

To show the world you're a good person - and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob - you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture, so you don’t cry.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

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A Concise Compendium of a slang word used in a small portion of today’s cultures

No regrets in A better understanding is garnished simply by wasting a couple of hours listening to this garble- it is clearly and concisely written. The narrator is emphatic. Short story here:
There is nothing to dislike about this material . It is an excellent explanatory guide to a lot of misdirection in society today .

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Couldn’t stop laughing!

As I listen to this book for the 2nd time in a row I can’t stop laughing at how close to the truth it comes to how this woke movement makes me feel when I hear a new low on the news or an article posted on the web. It’s sad that we are going this direction but funny to laugh at the movement’s dumb bullet points.

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NAILS IT.

Absolutely nails the woke. They are big fans of Andrew Klavan and his humor. it really comes across. If they ever redo this audio boom they should the Sexy Gandolf Andrew Klavan to do it.

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This is not satire, this a documentary

If you don't think this is funny, then you are the subject of this book. If you took away the hysterical jokes, you would have a non-fiction documentary on Wokism, cancel culture, and all of the nuanced lunacy that comes with it. If you are not the subject of this book. If you do think this is funny you are a racist, cisgendered, bigoted, Rachel Madow hating, MAGA hat wearing white supremacists. Don't have a MAGA hat? That doesn't matter. You aren't white? That doesn't matter. This book perfectly encapsulates the times we live in. You should listen to it right away.

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It's hilarious and also true.

I love the Babylon Bee. The Audio Book was narrated perfectly and was so funny. I suggest everyone get this audio book for their teenagers to listen to. It may save them from growing up to be woke idiots in the future.

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No Laughing Matter

The content of this book is brilliant and insightful. I withheld one star because the delivery was not for me. It may be for you, so try it. I envisioned four twenty-something guys sitting around a lunch table cracking wise about wokeness. There was a fifth guy taking notes, so after 3 hours of this he sat down and wrote the book. They were playing for giggles rather than laughs. I would call it nerdy, or nerd-silly humor. From the staff of Babylon Bee it is probably what we should expect. I just wish someone would take their material - like the chapter on 'Entertainment' - , write a serious essay and delivery it at a Hillsdale College conference and have it published in Imprimis for its 6 million readers. Wokeness, and what it is doing to our country, is no laughing matter. - Tom Adams

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Hilarious

From the dedication on, I couldn’t stop laughing. What’s scary is the “Woke” really do believe this way!

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  • 11-09-21

Not as funny as it thinks it is.

Whilst clearly supposed to be a satirical look at woke culture. This lacked the sharp wit to capitalise on what should be rich pickings for skewering satire. Most of the jokes were rather childish, repetitive and fell flat. Underwhelming.

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  • Mark Rowley
  • 01-02-22

Highly entertaining and brilliantly accurate at ti

Due to the satirical nature of the Babylon Bee, I can imagine a fair few on the left political spectrum not seeing the obvious humour in this and looking to find offence instead.

The way it dissects today's woke lunacy is superbly done, even when taking it to the most far fetched scenarios in their guide you are guaranteed to have come across at least one person online who actually believes that drivel without realising their whole life Is a paradoy.

Highly recommended.

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  • James Hippolite
  • 04-11-22

so true it hurt

I would have given it 5 stars but I'm slightly depressed by how accurate it was.

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  • christine ofarrell
  • 01-03-22

Funny and insightful

Really enjoyed this. Nothing like taking the piss AND resonating with the stupidity of woke crap we see and hear way too often.