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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever
- Narrated by: Elaine Stritch
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, smoke cigars, swear, and hit little kids. So no one is prepared when this outlaw family invades church one Sunday and decides to take over the annual Christmas pageant.
None of the Herdmans has ever heard the Christmas story before. Their interpretation of the tale (the Wise Men are a bunch of dirty spies and Herod needs a good beating) has a lot of people up in arms. But it will make this year's pageant the most unusual anyone has seen and, just possibly, the best one ever.
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- ajmarcott
- 10-30-11
Adorable
I love the story. It's hilarious and yet heartwarming. Everyone knows kids like the Herdmans, and the way the narrator tells it, you can't help but laugh. An adorable, quick listen.
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- Pamfaulkmd
- 03-26-11
I love this story!
I love this story and I never tired of hearing it around the Christmas holidays. It is funny, touching, and exceptionally well-written. The narration is excellent.
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- Susan
- 12-21-10
Awesome read for a classroom!!!
A must for any class!!! This book is a great way to study characterization and differing cultures around Christmastime. The Herdmans are so terrible, they are lovable. I agree that the recording is a little fuzzy at times, but if you are following along with a book, it is quite easy to understand. Overall a great buy! Happy listening!!!
P.S. This is NOT an abridged version; it is complete in its entirety.
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- Catherine
- 12-22-05
new christmas tale
This is a story along the lines of "The Little Drummer Boy" or "A Christmas Carol" wherein a societal outsider is brought into the fold by the story of Christmas. The outsiders in this case are wrong-side-of-the-tracks fatherless children who end up barging into and taking over the local church Christmas pageant. The funniest parts are the tales of the Herdman kids' extensive history of delinquincy, as well as their naive takes on a story they've never heard before. The other adults and children and their outlooks are nicely realized. Best of all was the narrator: She had the perfect character voice for this type of story, like someone's grandma recounting a memorable slice of her adolescence. I listened with two early teens, who laughed all the way through.
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- Sharon Greene Cole
- 01-16-12
Funniest Christmas story ever
Any additional comments?
I don't usually choose abridged editions, but this one is done so well that the spirit and the humor survive intact.
4 people found this helpful
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- Deanne
- 12-03-05
A Wonderful Christmas story!
I love The Best Christmas Pageant Ever and listen to it at least once every December. Every year I get caught up in the story and groan when the Heardman kids show up but by the end of the story... well, listen and see what happens to you.
4 people found this helpful
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- Patty
- 10-05-10
WHAT A WASTE
Elaine Stritch is fantastic. This story is adorable. The sound quality of this recording is so poor that it's impossible to enjoy.
12 people found this helpful
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- CS Weber
- 01-02-17
Our Christmas Favourite
We listen to this one every Christmas! Love the story and the narrator's dry humour!
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- Mary
- 01-23-14
We listen every year
Listening to The Best Christmas Pageant Ever during Advent has become a family tradition Elaine Stritch does such a good job with her acting that we can’t help but laugh out loud at the funny parts and feel moved at the poignant parts. It’s a very good story well told.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-20-21
a must listen Christmas story
a must listen every year. even though I am an adult and my kids are grown, this is truly my favorite Christmas story. the narration brings it to life.
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- Catherine
- 12-30-12
Highly Recommended Pre Xmas Listen
I've given this 4 rather than 5 stars because the quality of the audio is poor.The story itself is great,funny and clever with some poignant moments,and Elaine Stritch is a good narrator.Since I first read the book (which was recommended by a friend in the USA) it has become one of my favorite light pre xmas reads.
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- Timothy
- 03-03-16
Simply wonderful !
Hi, I'm a mother of 3 and when I can't get those darn kids to get to sleep, this book works wonders ! Would definitely recommend. LOL !