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The Blacktongue Thief
- Narrated by: Christopher Buehlman
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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Publisher's Summary
"This irreverent fantasy is narrated superbly by author Christopher Buehlman. Along with his firsthand knowledge of the text and how he means it to be conveyed, Buehlman uses nuance, inflection, and a casual way of saying outrageous things to continually tickle the funny bone." (AudioFile Magazine)
Set in a world of goblin wars, stag-sized battle ravens, and assassins who kill with deadly tattoos, Christopher Buehlman's The Blacktongue Thief begins a "dazzling" (Robin Hobb) fantasy adventure unlike any other.
Kinch Na Shannack owes the Takers Guild a small fortune for his education as a thief, which includes (but is not limited to) lock-picking, knife-fighting, wall-scaling, fall-breaking, lie-weaving, trap-making, plus a few small magics. His debt has driven him to lie in wait by the old forest road, planning to rob the next traveler that crosses his path.
But today, Kinch Na Shannack has picked the wrong mark.
Galva is a knight, a survivor of the brutal goblin wars, and handmaiden of the goddess of death. She is searching for her queen, missing since a distant northern city fell to giants.
Unsuccessful in his robbery and lucky to escape with his life, Kinch now finds his fate entangled with Galva's. Common enemies and uncommon dangers force thief and knight on an epic journey where goblins hunger for human flesh, krakens hunt in dark waters, and honor is a luxury few can afford.
A Macmillan Audio production from Tor Books
“The Blacktongue Thief is fast and fun and filled with crazy magic. I can't wait to see what Christopher Buehlman does next." (Brent Weeks, New York Times best-selling author of the Lightbringer series)
Critic Reviews
“Beuhlman's prose floats nimbly from grisly to lyrical and back again, evoking a damaged world that's by turns bleak and starkly beautiful. A fantastical road trip with a hard-boiled sensibility, complete with shape-shifting assassins, murderous kraken and some delightfully gruesome magic.” (A. K. Larkwood, author of The Unspoken Name)
“Wow! Truly outstanding. I can't say enough about how good The Blacktongue Thief is. Damned good stuff.” (Glen Cook, author of The Black Company)
“Equal parts fairy tale, D&D adventure, and acid trip. Buehlman has successfully blended the essences of these elements into something at once familiar and fresh. I look forward to returning to this evocative and f*cked up world!” (Jonathan French, author of The Grey Bastards)
“The Blacktongue Thief is a masterclass in voice and thoughtful world design, with a wonderful cast and a protagonist who grabs you instantly. Fans of Lynch's The Lies of Locke Lamora will love this one.” (Django Wexler, author of The Thousand Names)
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- Anne Vaughan
- 05-28-21
Outstanding
This is one of the best books I’ve read or listened to in a very long time. My sole complaint is that it isn’t longer.
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- BSB1971
- 05-29-21
Highly recommended
The story is excellent. The telling of the story even better. And the performance (by the author himself) is brilliant.
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- TearsOfaClown
- 06-12-21
Only a few hours in and loving it..
This is exactly my niche in the fantasy genre.. akin to Abercrombie with the gritty witty and edge I love. What makes it even more amazing (because we all know a narrator can make a mediocre book good and a good book mediocre), Mr.Buehlmam nails it with a great narrator performance as well of his own writing. I am very impressed and look forward to more! Just please keep writing and don’t pull a GRRM on us please. Five stars hands down.
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- RCC
- 06-01-21
this is as good as fantasy gets and ranks among the very best
all i can say is wow. if you havent read buehlman's other medieval/fantasy story, read it. its called "between two fires" and its one of the top ten fantasy books ever written. i remember finishing it on election day. i was standing in line to vote, in the rain, for a couple hours and just had tears welling up in my eyes and was thankful it was raining because i had a hood on and nobody could tell if i was crying anyway what with the rain. this book is almost just as good. less emotional/sad/beautiful. but its almost on the same level. and better yet, this book is clearly the first in a series. if you like abercrombie, martin, tolkien, rothfuss (i dont) etc... any of the big names in the genre, get ready to love this guy.
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- Suspect
- 07-05-21
Novice Author + Novice Narrator = Lousy Audiobook
For the life of me I can’t understand why anyone would give this book a 5-star rating, yet alone praise the author’s narration.
The story sounded like it had potential, but the plot moves like a muddy bog. The narration is uninspired, bland, monotone, and painfully difficult to understand (author/narrator has a very thick Irish-British-Scottish highlander accent). Worse, he believes he’s a good singer and includes a dozen or more “bard” songs, which he sings himself (loudly). I cringed when he began the first song and assumed he’d stop after a verse or two, but he ended up singing the entire thing (it was almost 3 mins long).
Lousy story. Lousy narration. I do not recommend this book. Better luck next time, Mr. Buehlman.
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- Eduardo Fern Fernandez!
- 06-03-21
Absolutely Different and Fantastic
Great story , taking you into a world of fantasy, with just enough realistic stew, to get you deep into it. The characters have a great depth to them, and keep you refreshed and entertained from start to finish.
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- Felix
- 06-01-21
Loved it!
While the main character and narrator does speak with an Irish accent, it is not difficult to understand despite many new phrases and words from this well built fantasy realm. That said, I did have to slow down to 1x speed to be able to process more comfortably. (I usually listen at 1.15x speed.) From both likable and loathsome characters to deliciously crafted settings, I felt like I was part of the quest. Kinch's voice is human and true. While he is bawdy and does like to swear, it's not gratuitous, but an extension of his world. I was often reminded of Pocket, the narrator of Christopher Moore's "Fool", though Kinch isn't quite as brash. Highly recommend for fans of fantasy, especially those that enjoy tabletop RPG
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- guenthecat
- 06-02-21
An Adventure you'll not want to pause
Powerfully descriptive. Action packed. Gasp worthy secrets revealed. THIS is your new favorite fantasy series!
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- dogcop
- 06-02-21
Not even done yet and it's 5 stars
Christopher Buehlman blows me away. The creativity involved in this book is incredible. His narration puts you completely in the book. At no time did it distract or take me out of the storyline. Seriously a genius. This should be a classic in the league of LOR. Will be sad when it's finished.
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- Dustin
- 06-02-21
It’s PERFECT.
I’ve never written a review before, but this book was so great I felt I just had to. I loved everything about it. The action starts right away and never stops. Kinch is one of my favorite protagonists of all time. I put him up there with Roland Deschain, and that’s really saying something.
Lastly, Buehlman isn’t just a writer, he’s a true storyteller. He performs this book with perfect timing for everything; suspense, comedy, tragedy, or whatever else the story requires, he reads it exactly as it should be read. I’m thinking here of a particular scene where he sped up his cadence just a tad for comedic effect and so had me laughing out loud in the middle of a quiet office. It was awkward and perfect.
I’m only giving this book 5 starts because I couldn’t give it six. It’s one of the greats.
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