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The Botox Diaries
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- Narrated by: Ana Gasteyer
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Jess and Lucy's friendship has weathered the trials of marriage, the births of children, and the transition from itty-bitty bikinis to "Kindest Cut" one-piece suits. Now the women are discovering that midlife crises aren't just for men, they're equal-opportunity dilemmas.
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