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The Burglar in Short Order
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Anthologies & Short Stories
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Publisher's Summary
Four decades ago, Mystery Writers of America Grand Master Lawrence Block introduced the world to one of his most beloved and enduring creations: Bernie Rhodenbarr, the clever, nimble-fingered star of novels such as Burglars Can't Be Choosers, The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling, and The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons. Called “the Heifetz of the picklock” by The New York Times, Bernie has stolen not only antiques, stamp collections, and priceless works of art but also millions of audiences' hearts.
Now, for all those craving more adventures of their favorite bookseller-by-day and burglar-by-night, The Burglar in Short Order for the first time ever collects all of Bernie's short-form appearances in one complete volume. From the story in which a prototype of Bernie first appeared (“A Bad Night for Burglars”) to his appearances in Playboy and (maybe? It's kinda complicated) Cosmopolitan...from an essay discussing Bernie's misadventures in Hollywood (how in the world did Whoopi Goldberg ever get cast?) to a piece commissioned by a European publisher for a tourist guide to New York...you'll find every published story, article, and stand-alone excerpt Bernie has ever appeared in - plus two new, unpublished pieces: an introduction discussing the character's colorful origins and an afterword in which the author, contemplating retirement, comes face to face with his own creation.
In all of mystery fiction, there has never been a character like Bernie - and in this, his dozenth book, he demonstrates all the charm and wit and kleptophilic ingenuity that has made two generations of audienes welcome their favorite burglar into their homes.
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- Joe Barlow
- 04-07-20
The Burglar In Your Earbuds
I've read all of Lawrence Block's novels about gentleman burglar/antiquarian book dealer Bernie Rhodenbarr multiple times, and I was delighted to find this new collection of short stories and essays featuring the character. Also included are a couple of interviews with Bernie (yes, Block took the time to interview his own creation), which shouldn't be missed. As usual, Richard Ferrone gives a masterclass in narration, perfectly capturing Bernie's wit and charm. The result is a breezy, highly recommended listen. Check it out, After all, too much of Mrs. Rhodernbarr's son Bernie is never enough.
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- Sharon A. Ross
- 06-30-20
Don’t download
Hopefully no more books from Laurence. Block Tedious and boring. No drama just continuous nonsense
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