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The Hot Rock
- The First Dortmunder Novel
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
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Publisher's Summary
John Dortmunder and company are hired by an U.N. African Ambassador to steal the famed Balabomo Emerald from the hands of a rival African country. But their daring and clever burglarly goes awry, and the emerald slips through their fingers. Undaunted, Dortmunder chases the gem by plane, train and automobile in hot pursuit of the hot rock.
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- William R.
- 08-25-11
Dortmunder is on his game in this fun introduction
As usually happens when my favorite authors are having a dry spell, I start looking up new books to kill some time. And as usually happens, I find some fun story with great characters just to learn later it was part of a series. Back in '07 I was struggling to find something a bit more upbeat and found a book called The Road to Ruin (not listed as a series at the time) and fell in love with Dortmunder and his cast of flagrant friends.
Now that all Dortmunder books are available in audio, I decided to go back in time to 1970 and listen from the beginning. Being a technology buff and a lover of all things new and shiny, I was worried about getting into a book series that took place so long ago. This was not a problem at all and aside from some period moments, this book reads (well, listens) like it could have happened yesterday.
John Dortmunder is a non-violent criminal with particularly good expertise in planning impossible capers. The entire book surrounds an African tribe that wants their sacred stone stolen from a museum. The gang heists the rock just for it to be lost in a very odd place. To get the rock back, the team jumps into action yet again with another crazy scheme. The scheme works but the rock is still on the move to another location. Wash, rinse and repeat...
The book moves along at a swift pace, introduces a manageable cast of characters and gets some good laughs along the way. Some of my favorite parts of this book -- and is carried out in future books -- is how Dortmunder and the team work. You get to hear how they come up with their plans, their sometimes laugh-out-loud approaches to dealing with the people paying them and how well the team works together as a cohesive group. Dortmunder may be the main character in this book but he is not quite the leader, more of the coordinator and not everything he says gets done his way.
A great start to a fantastic series. I am looking forward to more!
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- Mike From Mesa
- 08-15-13
Wonderful fun.
I bought this book looking for something a bit lighter than the histories and biographies I had been reading and was delighted with my choice. I guessed that any book that had as many sequels as the Dortmunder books was probably worth taking the time to read and I was well pleased with the choice.
Dortmunder is, of course, a career criminal and that is not someone I could normally identify with. He makes his living stealing and, at the start of the book, is leaving prison after two convictions. Another conviction means life in prison. That might be enough incentive for most people to try to make an honest living, but not Dortmunder. I suppose what makes him an interesting character is the bad luck that follows his actions. In this story he, and his fellow criminals, have to commit a whole series of crimes to try to rescue their initial prize with each attempt funnier and more complex than the last. All the characters associated with Dortmunder are interesting and, while reading, I could not help but think of Damon Runyon's characters.
Of course no one in this story is an innocent bystander so the long series of mis-chances that take place are comical and the ending is absolutely inspired. I was so pleased with this book that I rented the dvd of the movie. While that was a terrible mistake (the movie is just awful) the book is a gem. I have decided to read more books in this series and have already added "Nobodys Perfect" to my Wish List. It is hard to believe that other books in the series will equal this one in sheer enjoyment but I will see …
The book is excellently read by Jeff Woodman and I recommend it as a light read good for a lot of laughs, some of them guffaws.
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- L. Gutman
- 07-10-12
Dortmunder and Gang Come Alive!
Would you listen to The Hot Rock again? Why?
I have listened to this audiobook several times already, and will undoubtedly listen again. First of all, it's a great story -- I read the novel years ago and went on to read all of the Dortmunder books. (Never thought I'd bond with a bunch of petty criminals, but I did.) And the narrator is wonderful. He reads the prose with just the right attitude (usually kind of a dead-pan fatalism, if it's Dortmunder's thoughts he's tracking) and marvelous voices. Each and every character has distinction. Kelp, Murch and Dortmunder sound exactly like themselves, so much so that it's hard to believe sometimes that there's one man reading them all. And they're all really fun characters to begin with.
Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
The plot of The Hot Rock is unbelievable, over-the-top, and yet I bought every bit of it. If a thing could go wrong, it generally did ... but then our heroes (such as they are) kept pulling things back from certain doom.
Which character – as performed by Jeff Woodman – was your favorite?
My favorite character is Murch. And Kelp. And Dortmunder. Oh, and there was this great German Shepherd that had Dortmunder trapped on a porch ... Jeff Woodman does a really great German Shepherd, too.
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More Dortmunder/Jeff Woodman, please!
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- John M
- 10-13-12
Just didn't work for me at all
I was looking forward to this book quite a bit. I love a good series and one focusing on clever wise-cracking criminals could be great (Ocean's 11 anyone?) and it had really great reviews.
AND this is the first of a long series and it was written back in 1970, so you have to give it some slack. But not this much slack. The dialog was inane and repetitive and the "capers" weren't even all that great. I think if you read this many years ago (or saw the movie) there would be some fun revisiting it in audio form, but coming in new I didn't have that basis so I just took it on its own terms. Even though the book was pretty short it seemed much longer to me (but to be fair, I did want to see how it turned out).
Bottom line is that if you have fond memories of the book or the movie from decades ago you will probably love it. If not, maybe skip ahead to some of the more recent books in the series and see what you find.
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- Dubi
- 06-29-14
Five Heists For the Price of One
I saw The Hot Rock when it first came out as a movie in 1972, when I was 15. My friends and I loved it, quoted it endlessly. It has since passed out of our collective cinematic memory, did so almost instantly in fact, in part due to Robert Redford's unhappiness with it (he kept it from being released on video for a long time). But when I saw it come up in a recent BOGO sale -- I didn't even know it was originally a book -- I thought I'd give it a try.
So it didn't keep me on the edge of my seat, since I knew how it was going to go, but I don't think it was written that way -- it's a comic caper in the 60s tradition with the twist being that the gang has to commit a series of heists to get their target -- the hot rock of the title. Each heist is pulled off perfectly, except that they don't get the emerald, and therefore have to go after it again.
And in addition to the plot, the characters are well drawn -- stereotypical petty thieves to begin with, but each with a personality quirk that broadens their character, often to comedic effect. Bottom line, it was a quick fun read (listen) that for me harked back to a long forgotten pop culture touchstone from my youth.
Jeff Woodman's voices are just OK. The best narrators find a voice or a series of voices that beat out what you could come up with in your imagination -- these voices are stereotypes, exactly what you would imagine. Maybe it's unfair for me to judge since in this particular case as the voices in my head sound a lot like Redford, George Segal, Zero Mostel & Co.
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- Christy
- 07-13-11
So glad to have a new recording of this classic!
The Hot Rock, for my money, remains one of Westlake's funniest books. The introduction to Dortmunder, his ne'er-do-well thief and caper organizer, still makes me laugh out loud frequently.
I began to listen to Jeff Woodman's new narration with hesitation. I had previously listened to (several times, years ago) Michael Kramer's 1998 recording from Books-on-Tape, and thought that it couldn't possibly be surpassed. But about an hour into the listen, I knew that Woodman was doing a masterful job. Chuckles continue to escape from me as I listen.
If you are looking for a good listen that will make you laugh, try this one out. It has become a classic for me!
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- John
- 07-31-21
The Gang Who Couldn't Steal Straight
I haven’t laughed this often—or this loudly—at a Westlake story since Somebody Owes Me Money. Or maybe it was The Damsel. True, as with Parker and Grofield, Dortmunder is no one you’d want to have staying over at your place for a long weekend. And that goes double for his slightly-off-center gang of helpers. But in your earbuds they’re all more than welcome.
Jeff Woodman does it all more than justice. My only regret is that he isn't at the mic for every Dortmunder caper.
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- JB
- 06-27-21
Clever ending
I loved this book and have become a true Dortmunder fan. I never expected that ending. So good!!!
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- John Ferrigno
- 04-21-21
Perfect Comedic Crime Book!
Donald Westlake is an absolute master of the comedic crime novel, which is fitting as he practically invented the genre. This book introduces Dortmunder and his gang, Westlake's greatest creations, in a fun, fast paced romp. the narration on this audio book is excellent as well, a performance worthy of the source material. Highest recommendation!
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- Michael A. Alderete
- 11-26-20
Fun, funny, and very, very clever
There’s a reason there are a lot of books in this series. This is the novel that started it all.
Yes, at times it’s dated. Phone booths, leaving messages for people with bartenders, a wild run through an airport with no TSA or other security even noticing.
And yet it holds up. Holds together. Pulls you straight through. A fun yarn. Feels like it would make a great Guy Ritchie movie.
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