• The Kiss Quotient

  • Booktrack Edition
  • By: Helen Hoang
  • Narrated by: Carly Robins
  • Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.1 out of 5 stars (96 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

The Kiss Quotient: Booktrack Edition adds an immersive musical soundtrack to your audiobook listening experience!*

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. 

The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic.

*Booktrack is an immersive format that pairs traditional audiobook narration to complementary music. The tempo and rhythm of the score are in perfect harmony with the action and characters throughout the audiobook. Gently playing in the background, the music never overpowers or distracts from the narration, so listeners can enjoy every minute. When you purchase this Booktrack edition, you receive the exact narration as the traditional audiobook available, with the addition of music throughout.

©2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC (P)2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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music was loud and distracting

title says it all, gonna get the normal version. Hope I can get my money back.

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Story line was good, but

the background music playing through the ENTIRE book is horrible!! Why would you have music playing throughout, very annoying! Could not finish the book.

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Background music!!

The background music drove me insane! I could only listen to one chapter. It might just be this particular version I downloaded because my friend had this book also but without any music.

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Couldn’t even listen

Whoever decided background tracks were a good idea was very very wrong. I couldn’t get past the first few minutes I was so distracted by the music. I will read this or listen to it through another app.

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backtrack distracting

I couldn't listen to this for more than 10 minutes! The background music and was distracting and irritating. I was able to return it to get the regular version and am hoping to be able to get through it.

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background music is too loud

I barely made it 2 minutes in before I couldn't take it anymore. The background music was so loud and distracting. Total waste of money

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Hat is up with the music, it’s obnoxious

The music plays the entire time. Really could only listen for a few minutes before I had to turn it off

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Distracting background music

I could only listen for 5 minutes due to the annoying background music. I am going to read it in kindle.

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Lovely book, obnoxious soundtrack

This is a sweet, hot romance and I throughly enjoyed it and the characters. The narrator was also good, using character voices that weren’t overdone or distracting. What *was* distracting was the nonstop music throughout. It’ll teach not to sample a book before I buy it, or at least read the audible-specific description. I’m sure there are some people who enjoyed the music, but I’m not one of them. I often use my audiobooks to fall asleep to, but the music made it hardly relaxing, particularly because I listen at an increased speed and music never translates well at 2x speed. Perhaps if this soundtrack were optional, it would have made it more enjoyable.
I am hoping subsequent Helen Hoang audiobooks don’t include this feature, or I might have to wait to read them until I’m in the mood to read rather than listen.

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Music was cheesy but I loved the story

I loved the story. Romantic, sexy and an easy read. Characters were likable and I look forward to reading more from this author.