• The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses

  • A Men’s Adventure Fantasy Novel
  • By: Chase Danger
  • Narrated by: Erin Bateman
  • Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (64 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Have you ever wondered what it's like to ground pound a princess? How about two?

Despite my average life, I always knew I was destined for something greater than being a plumber. So when the hunt for a missing princess in the sewers led me through a portal to a magic land, I didn't turn back. On the other side was a world full of sexy little fairy girls, desperate for the help of a hero. Among them, a beautiful royal fairy who needed my aid to save her kingdom from a fire-breathing dragon.

Both missions collide, along with our passion for one another. Two princesses to save? All in a day's work.

©2021 Yae Publishing House (P)2022 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

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Not what I expected.

I guess my review is best summed up as follows:
* Better then honestly expected.
* Takes a bit to get rolling
* Doesn't pull punches with the lewd scenes
* Decent enough Story if your not listening just for the lewd.

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a blue collar man becomes a hero.

Fun story about a plumber using his trade to save a foreign land. Erin Bateman does a great performance once again.

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A fun start

This was a fun and entertaining romp through the woods. As always, Erin Bateman did a fantastic job narrating. It was nice that the mc was a regular guy who went through a portal and stayed a regular guy as long as he could. Events and several women drag him along to start his journey. Yes, I'm being vague because you, the listener, need to go on the journey with the mc and not this review. The women are beautiful and purposely annoying, which is part of their character development. I will say that the ending is just the beginning of this adventure, and this book ALMOST serves as a prequel to the story to come.

P.S. There are some very sexy times in this book. You've been warned. Now go use that credit and listen to it.

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Another fun adventure from Chase Danger!

I truly loved this adventure and highly recommend it to any Chase Danger fan! I dearly hope the story continues in another adventure.

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eeeh

halfway finished and this story is extremely annoying. very stupid curse makes people do the opposite. I probably wont be able to finish...

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Not bad at all!

Always love it when a plumber comes in to save the day and gets the girls! Well done, I enjoyed the ride!

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fun adventure!

Great story and narration!

A hard-working plumber discovers a doorway into a fantastical world! With a missing princess and rumors of a dragon this Mario reminiscent adventure will keep you entertained with all of its hijinks!

(Warning - adult themes and situations)

Erin did a fantastic job with the narration!

This was a fun book!

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Yes yes and yes

Wasn’t sure what to think when I first got into this but it got me hooked and I really hope I can get more

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A good story with potential for more

This was a fun take on the Super Mario idea. I will admit that while I knew it was part of their character development the attitudes of both of the princess gave me pause, but I am glad I got threw it because I did really enjoy this story. As for the narration, while it is my first time listening to Erin Bateman I was impressed how they were able to make each character feel unique and was able to keep me interested throughout the story. Overall I enjoyed this book and hope that there will be more in the future.

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give a new take on Mario

this was a good book it gives a new take on Mario I am enjoying this book

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  • n j plumridge
  • 05-21-22

Fun

Red the plumber finds himself in a new world, chasing a princess and finds him surrounded by danger and sexy fairies. What’s not to like, fun story with great narrator.

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  • Dhruv
  • 05-21-22

great book

great book, sort of reminds me of super mario. really interesting story and great narration.

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  • James glazier
  • 05-11-22

Great book

loved every minute of this book action sexy women Erin done a great job on this book