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The Secret Footballer's Guide to the Modern Game

By: The Secret Footballer
Narrated by: Damian Lynch
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The best-selling anonymous author is back with the ultimate audiobook to challenge conventional footballing wisdom. This is football gift with a bit of attitude. Perfect for football fans and armchair referees alike.

With his trademark wit, opinion and candour, The Secret Footballer will guide the reader through: The pass - geometry and positioning and intelligence; Fitness; Skills and dribbling; Power & passion; When to listen to your gaffer and when to ignore him; Data and how it is used on the pitch/in transfers; Football academies; Match fixing, diving and other dark deeds; Tunnel vision - what it takes to be a pro; What the pundits say and what they really mean; top 11s (goals to scapegoats, chants to stadiums); 'Bouncebackability' and other words that just aren't acceptable.

©2014 The Secret Footballer (P)2014 Audible Studios

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Some good bits

Like the stuff in strategy. The indictment of English football, while harsh is probably deserved. A good book. Narrator is fine.

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Great read for any football fan

The insight you get into the inner workings of the game is very interesting. A must read for any football fan

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Honest and Insightful

I was not sure what I was getting, but thos is very honest and insightful as a coach to hear from a player. I look forward the future books.

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Excellent

Great insight to the Game, showed me how little I know. Highly recommended for any football fan.

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  • Duncan
  • 01-15-15

Much more informative & interesting than his last

Good insights here; less flashing the cash stories and really good nuggets on diet, training and tactics. I will certainly look out for things afresh when watching games and he sticks it to FIFA as well. An enjoyable open goal that.

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  • R
  • 01-01-15

Better than the second one

If you have an interest in football all 3 books have something in them that will give you an insight into this footballer. Hard to know if all are as contradictory, arrogant and as self indulgent at this one. Either way gives a look behind this fellas curtain at least. Thankfully the third book is a little less self indulgent than the others and more about the game but this doesn't stop him giving us his rather annoying opinion which at times you get the feeling are other cleverer people's which he is passing them off as his own. Anyway it's of interest of annoying.

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  • Steve m
  • 02-10-21

Arrogance personified

Interesting use of the phrase " calling a spade a spade" after referring to a black player. I personally find this very offensive.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 07-26-20

Good for amateur coaches...

As an amateur football coach some of the tactical stuff was really interesting. Obviously it doesn't go into depth on tactics rather just touches on many tactical ideas however if your someone interested in coaching football this book is well worth skimming through.

Only 3* though as I'm not sure about the guy, some of his views and opinions are strange especially around race. Bit uncomfortable at times.

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  • Social Work Tutor
  • 11-05-22

Outdated and limited

I liked the first book as it was interesting and timeless.

This one is limited in comparison and very outdated if being read several years after publication.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-01-22

Good for someone wanting to learn real football

Narrator was good, easy to listen, and understand.
Specially the football tips! Really enjoyed!

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  • #earlyeditor🤓📚
  • 09-26-22

Overview of the British game

Interesting perspective on the English football, and points up some of the culturally built i issues of the game here.

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  • John O'Callaghan
  • 07-19-18

Get in on this secret

Good Book well performed and very interesting if you are a fan of the inner workings of football

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  • Terry clark
  • 05-23-18

A brilliant insight

A brilliant insight into the to our wonderful game. A must read for any football fan.

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  • david turner
  • 03-12-18

TSF gets better and better!

love all his books! highly recommend! funny, informative books to keep you wanting more!
cant wait for the next one