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From the master of Miami noir comes this tale of four regular guys living in a singles apartment building who experience firsthand that there's more than one type of heat in Miami.

Larry Dolman is a rather literal-minded ex-cop who now works private security. Eddie Miller is an airline pilot who's studying to get his real estate license. Don Luchessi is a silver salesman who's separated from his wife, but too Catholic to get a divorce. Hank Norton is a drug company rep who gets four times as many dames as any of the other guys. They are all regular guys who like to drink, play cards, meet broads, and shoot a little pool. But when a friendly bet goes horribly awry, they find themselves with two dead bodies on their hands and a homicidal husband in the wings - and acting more like hardened criminals than upstanding citizens.

©1993 Betsy Willeford (P)2020 Audible, Inc.

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classic willeford

amazing page turner from start to finish. unlikable dudes who you can't help but like. surprising twists and turns that you don't see coming. one of the best from willeford I've read so far.

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  • 05-12-21

Amazing book

One of the funniest and clever books I've ever read. Charles Willeford is a genius

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  • 08-18-21

Willeford the master!!

This tale of 1970’s Vice City is not only superbly paced, humorous and downright exhilarating, It’s also on-point as a Tarantino-esque narrative that never relents!

Expertly read as well, one of the absolute best times I’ve had so on audible, and that’s with 100+ completed books! Willeford, just WOW 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻