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The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories
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Publisher's Summary
Do you believe in magic? Can you imagine a war between wizards? An exciting journey in an airship or down in a submarine? Would you like to meet the fastest truncheon in the Wild West?
The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories is the second fabulously funny short story collection from the late acclaimed storyteller Terry Pratchett. A follow-up to Dragons at Crumbling Castle, this second batch of storytelling gems features stories written when Sir Terry was just 17 years old and working as a junior reporter. In this audiobook new Pratchett fans will find wonder, mayhem, sorcery, and delight - and loyal listeners will recognize the seeds of ideas that went on to influence his most beloved tales later in life.
As Neil Gaiman says, "A Terry Pratchett book is a small miracle" - and The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories proves to be another miracle taking its place alongside Pratchett's astounding and cherished body of work.
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- ME
- 01-09-17
Where's Steven Briggs!?!?!
How did the narrator detract from the book?
They appear to have recorded this somewhere in the middle of the narrator's mouth - every gasping breath is there, the slithering letters, the extra aspirations at the drop of a letter - too much for those who appreciate much more subtle artistry of Stephen Briggs. And let's not get started about the overexcited tone. It's a book to be endured, rather than enjoyed.
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- alli
- 04-13-18
light, cute, funny stories
Any additional comments?
It was nice to hear more material from Terry Pratchett. It seemed more geared towards kids.
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- Lenore Pemberton
- 08-14-20
Love it!
I have enjoyed every Terry Pratchett novel that I’ve ever read and these short stories are just as good.
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- darswords
- 12-23-17
Funny!
If you are looking for a light, funny read, this is your book. It was like watching cartoons or Monty Python. Very bad for a bedtime book for me. I found it hard to stop reading, well, actually, listening to this one. 3:00 came too quickly. So, sorry if this sounds more disjointed than my usual reviews.
Oh, I listened to the Audible using the whispersynch. Julian Rhind-Tutt (Narrator) is facinating! His voice changes with every character. He tells the story with so much gusto that sometimes I think I missed story for enthusiastic energy. Even still, at the end of each story I had that sigh of fulfillment.
The stories themselves are sadly, mostly, male. In fact, the very first one ended with the main character marrying the witch with us hardly knowing a thing about the witch except that she was a witch. I wanted more about her and that parrot. Please forget that you just read the last two sentences if they seem spoilers. After all, the title of the book is The Witch's Vacuum. Seems like there should be a lot more witch and vacuums than men in the form of police or gnomes. But hey, Mr. Pratchett wrote this when he was a teen and the adage says 'write what you know'. Sadly, Mr. Pratchett knew nothing about the other half of society then. Later he did write some fun books that did have fems but mostly they are witches. Is it any wonder how the world is now if this is all anyone has read most of their lives?
Still, I have loved Terry Pratchett's writing, so creative! Magick exists, but sadly without fems. Even colors we have never heard of exists. Don't get me started! YET, I love his writing. Fun, fun stories!
So take it with a grain of salt that in male authors' worlds, fems hardly exist. We will try to change that with our own writings and making sure they see us as the other humans. After all the whole language system leaves us behind. Even human. We could be called hu.
But it is for this teeny-tiny problem that I am giving the book four stars instead of five. If you can get the audio version you are in for the best story telling around--save for girls, fe=iron.
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- Nathan J Robertson
- 09-30-17
Early Pratchett is good but he did get better
These are fun stories and you can see inspiration and some of the humor he really developed later in life. Don't expect the quality of even The Color of Magic and definitely not Going Postal. But I'm still happy I had a chance to listen to them and get a picture of how one of the literary masters of our time developed his craft.
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- P.D. Pabst
- 01-18-19
Enjoyable
This was the very first Terry Pratchett stories I've ever read. I'm hoping others will be better. The reads were quick and enjoyable, but I was surprised they didn't invoke much emotion. The premises were neat for most, some just seemed silly. LoL.
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- Emily Hurtley
- 11-12-18
Must-listen for fans of Terry Pratchett
A collection of his early stories, this book was not only a delight to listen to for the content of the stories, but also because of the superb performance by the narrator.
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- G. Berton Latamore
- 01-03-22
Early Short Stories Show Pratchett's Genius
This book is a collection of short stories by British fantasy writer Terry Pratchett. Most are early efforts published in a British newspaper in the mid-20th Century. As such, they are not as polished and less complex than his later novels, in particular the massive Disk World series. However, they are full of Pratchett's humor and show his signature twisted view of humanity. The book is well worth listening to and the narration by Julian Rhind-Tutt is spot on. If you are not familiar with Pratchett's work, this is a good introduction. If you are a fan already, this book will not disappoint you. It is suitable for older grade school children and teens as well as adults.
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- Astrid Dars
- 07-21-20
love all these stories!!!
completely enjoyed all the short stories. Great for time away from the world. the reader did a great job. Sir Terry never fails to bring thought and fun to the world.
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- Nicky
- 08-27-18
Not what I expected
I somehow expected short stories of Discworld, but it’s unfortunately short stories from T. Pratchetts children’s series.