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The Zombie Survival Guide
- Complete Protection from the Living Dead
- Narrated by: Marc Cashman
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.
Critic Reviews
"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)
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- David
- 05-06-09
Amusing, but still terrifying
This is a pretty good book to listen to you if you want some fictional info-tainment on zombies. The content is humorous, but it still inspires a feeling of panic and terror if such a thing were to actually happen. The first hour was lackluster, when it's describing the origins and physiology of zombies. However, it suprisingly gains momentum when it gets to the section on weapons, defense, terrain, etc... Though it's meant to be purely fictional, the ideas presented can still be used in other massive-disaster scenarios. The information is still useful even though it's centered around a zombie outbreak.
I'd definately recommend this if you enjoyed World War Z. In addition, a good half of the book is similar to World War Z, as it tells the stories of survivors, but not as gripping and with as much detail as said book. It's done in a historical-drama, following zombie outbreaks from the 50,000 BC, ancient Rome, imperial China, all the way to the present, and how people in those time era and places thought of the zombies and how they fought them.
It's ripe with intelligent, though fictional, tips and strategies. Not anyone could have just written this book. I really enjoyed it.
39 people found this helpful
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- Bev
- 09-26-07
I am now Zombie Proof
Written much like a survival guide, this book gives instruction for eveything from a Zombie attack to Zombie's underwater, the best way to stop a Zombie, and how to avoid Zombie's altogether. I listened to this book on a very drive at night, I found myself really listening as if a Zombie were going to try to attack me at a rest stop! Never losing its seriousness, this book is an odd one. I liked it and still think of Zombie's showing up on the beach.
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- BBB
- 05-03-08
Interesting topic, but not a good audiobook.
I'm a big fan of anything zombie/zombie survival, so I really enjoyed the content of the book, but the whole 'guide' genre doesn't really lend itself to audiobook format.
Skip this one and get World War Z by Max Brooks instead.
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- Avid Listener
- 10-10-19
Garbage
8 plus hours of contradictory, repetitive, mind numbing babblesheet. Seriously, DO NOT waste the credit here folks.
It is so.. just stupid and boooorrriing
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- David S. Mathew
- 12-12-16
A zombie hunter's best friend
Want to know how to defend against radioactive zombies? This book covers that scenario. Want to know how to fight zombies underwater? This book covers that too. Want to know how to survive years, possibly decades, during the reign of the living dead? Once again, Max Brooks has your back. Everything you could ever ask about zombies and the looming zombie apocalypse is contained in this, surprisingly scientific, survival manual.
Furthermore, Mark Cashman does a terrific job narrating which is something considering that he's basically reading a really bizarre text book. I really enjoyed this, but I'd recommend listening to it in small bursts to let it sink in easier. Definitely worth one Audible credit and could save your life one day...
Highly recommended!
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- Tristan
- 10-25-16
Love the book, but...
The book is a laugh and was told well. But this is one I think works best as a book and not so much as an audio beer. Still enjoyed it though.
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- O. Tucker
- 03-19-08
Fun, Fun, Fun
Loads of fun; I'm sure the skills I learned listening to this book will server me well, when the inevitable Zombie war comes about
5 people found this helpful
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- David Giambruno
- 10-05-20
Hilarious
Simply put, loved it. But what's there not to love about Zombies? Great for a long commute.
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- Ashley
- 01-11-09
Great book but
the narrator was not that great. He wasn't terrible but there wasn't much life or variation in his voice and it seemed to be slightly off in pitch. Granted this is what it says it is a manual, sure its about surviving a hypothetical and wholly fictional zombie apocalypse but the narrator is still quite dry. Nonetheless if you're a zombie fan its right up your ally and I highly recommend it.
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- Koyo
- 07-21-22
Zombie Apocalypse Here I Come!
I thoroughly enjoyed this book from start to finish. Not only is it the first book in my library that I never fast forwarded once but I had to rewind many times because my mind would start to daydream or expound on something just stated and I had to refocus so I wouldn't miss anything. If only my college classes had been this interesting and entertaining.