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Tidy the F*ck Up
- The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Home & Garden, House & Home
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Publisher's Summary
This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.
In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:
- Become a decision-making bad*ss
- Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
- Live life after a clusterf*ck!
- And more!
With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.
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- Lori F
- 06-27-20
Loved it!
I’ve been in this process for sometime now as I imagine most people that pick up this book will relate to. She thinks like me, she talks like me (yes I do swear that much) and I got a lot of help out of this book! I do happen to respond to a certain aesthetic, and she is very flexible in the approach. Getting it sorted and then upgrading the storage units is really helpful philosophy for me. If you have baby ears you will not like this book, but if you don’t mind that, or if that actually hits you at a certain level this book offers good, solid advice. Reader is delightful!
9 people found this helpful
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- Susan K. Chapman
- 08-26-20
Funny shit! Like a good friend being honest with you.
I love this book! A friend recommended it after a post I made on FB about needing to get my shit together. One of the best purchases I made. Similar concept as Marie Kondo only she calls it as she sees it. Forget the flowery niceties this is bare knuckle raw truth.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! I seriously laughed out loud several times.
8 people found this helpful
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- JHO72
- 08-04-20
I laughed and tided all the way through this book!
Talk about telling it like it is: this is the book you (I) have been looking for. It is a no nonsense approach to looking at the state of our homes! She will kick you in your A** and tell you to get after it - by telling you precisely how to do it!! When she said, “Live like your Mother-in-law is stopping by.” I thought- “yep, this is the book for me”. I highly recommend this very fast, funny and motivating book!!! Happy pitching and sorting!!!
5 people found this helpful
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- Victoria D
- 12-29-20
Get motivated!
Funny and motivated me to get my butt going. Will work on donating more and stop buying what i don't need. Good listen to also spread laughter, which helps a ton.
4 people found this helpful
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- Teddy Dalio
- 08-28-21
I BELIEVE MOST GOOD REVIEWS ARE FAKE
FXCK & SHXT ALL THE TIME
SHE COPIED MARIE KONDO
EXTREMELY DISORGANISED
FELT CHEATED
DISGUSTING
A VERY BAD AND SCATTERED IMITATION OF MARIE KONDO
I WANT A REFUND IMMEDIATELY
I SELDOM REVIEW BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH
3 people found this helpful
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- Angela McCarty
- 06-06-21
Great book with step by step help
I love this book and narrator. She puts character to the story tellers emphasis on certain topics. beautiful collaboration. I believe this has given me a better direction than just watching hoarder shows, cause my piles aren't like theirs.
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- Mia
- 01-30-21
great. !!!
This book is great , it is soo easy to understand, it's perfect to hear the best way to declutter. Love 💘
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- kaord89
- 10-14-21
Erm…no, just no.
I’m all for varied opinions on whether or not you agree with Marie Kondo or her methods — it’s not for everyone, and she’s even admitted that.
What I’m not for, is publishing “AN ENTIRE” book about how much you hate her methods. This book is a bloated, and boring monologue. Save your money.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-28-21
The title says it all ;)
Just the kick in the a** I needed! I'll be listening to this one again.. Loved it! And the narrator was EXCELLENT!!
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- Eileen C. Procaccino
- 07-22-21
Great listen!!
This spoke to me! it was both funny and insightful. I plan on listening to it again and again!
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- L. Fuchs
- 08-27-21
Cuts the cr*p, so you will dump your sh*t
Like almost everyone I know, I have too much stuff. So much stuff that it causes stress and worry for me and my husband (he also has too much stuff, of course.)
I have listened to a couple of books on the subject but like many self-help books, they were so earnest and humourless, I found it hard to keep listening and take on the no doubt very useful learning points. This book is a wonderfully refreshing antidote to all that sweetness and light. It is funny, a little bit cynical and full of profanity - I loved it.
I listened to it yesterday and have already got rid of a ton of stuff. Today my husband is listening to it while we both chuck out decades' worth of accumulated junk. Result. I shall be listening to it again and again when I start to slack off.
Now I just need Messie Condo (haha) to write Slim the F*ck Down to inspire me in my weight loss endeavours.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-02-21
straight up honest approach to tidying
honest approach to tidying that gives you the push you may need to get the job done